Florida man shot by his dog, police say

[Tehstool]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...olice-say?lite

What?

[Spectral]

Luckily, since it's Florida, the dog can use the Stand Your Ground defense.

[vizzle]

Wilfred anybody? US Wilfred?

[starlord]

thats florida for you. weird stuff always happens there.

[Deadvolcanoes]

Related story in that link: Woman shot by her friends oven.

[Adam Jensen]

Sounds like another incident of a man not unloading his gun, putting the safety on and putting it away.

[starlord]

Luckily, since it's Florida, the dog can use the Stand Your Ground defense.

thank goodness. this part is pretty choice:

According to the police report, Lanier said he was driving along State Road 17 North when the dog kicked "the unloaded .380 pistol." It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.

[K i s u]

I was more distracted by the connected "Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles" link.

[Deleted]

In before "a gun needs a human in order to fire".

[Brash]

I love news articles like this, completely sarcastic regarding such a ridiculous story. Its like the writer got the assignment from his boss, took one look at it and said, "Well eff you too! I wanted to write about the abandoned puppy saved by a turtle but nooo I get this."

[DEATHETERNAL]

This presents another obvious and pressing need to be armed. How else can we defend ourselves from all the animals wielding semi automatic weapons?

[Airwaves]

The dog did it on purpose, this is just the start. They will rise up and take over the world! /tinfoil hat

[vizzle]

We need to ban dogs before this all goes to shit.

[exou]

"The dog has not been arrested, investigation is pending"...

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What.

[Vizardlorde]

gotta love florida, unpredictable weather, bad education system, voter fraud, horrible drivers, whackiest police investigations, whats not to love?

[Venaliter]

This presents another obvious and pressing need to be armed. How else can we defend ourselves from all the animals wielding semi automatic weapons?

I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for the animals. Hunting seems to be the only sport where the other side doesn't realize they are playing.

[Adam Jensen]

gotta love florida, unpredictable weather, bad education system, voter fraud, horrible drivers, whackiest police investigations, whats not to love?

I think the real question is "what's to love?"

Florida is such a WTF state.

[GreatOak]

This country man, I swear. Who needs tv anymore when we have things like this?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-attend.html

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I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for the animals. Hunting seems to be the only sport where the other side doesn't realize they are playing.

Tell that to the whoever plays the Jets

[blackblade]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...olice-say?lite

dafuq?

my favorite part of that article:

It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.

wat?

[Ave07]

This country man, I swear. Who needs tv anymore when we have things like this?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-attend.html

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Tell that to the whoever plays the Jets

I guess we ran out of things to blame and now using animals.