I'm a big fan of Mr Pratchett, so here are some funny (and quite true) things that he has said.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."
"It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing."
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"Fuck to couch, nigga!"
- Rick James/Dave Chapelle
"If you're going through he'll, keep going."
- Winston Churchill
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
"It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya."- George Carlin
She had a pretty gift for quotation which is a serviceable substitute for wit
"It is good for an uneducated man to read books of quotations" - Winston Churchill
"Since The Beginning, no one has ever stood in the heavens, neither you, nor I, not even God himself, but that emptiness in the throne of heaven will be filled from this day forth, i will be the one to stand in the heavens."
Aizen Sosuke
"to win means you must have it in your heart"
-lance Armstrong-
(lmao well is this quote even valid anymore coming from lance Armstrong)
HAKUNA MATATA... IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS
Give a man a fire, and it will keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I like that one better.
By hook or by crook, I hope that you will possess of money enough to travel and idle, to contemplate the future or the past of the world, to dream over books and loiter at street corners and let the line of thought dip deep into the stream."
-Woolf
I found that when in a minecraft custom map, if you can believe that. Inspiration can come from the most unlikely of places.
And after some of the things I've seen, this quote seems strangely appropriate:
I have seen war. I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded. I have seen men coughing out their gassed lungs. I have seen the dead in the mud. I have seen cities destroyed. I have seen 200 limping, exhausted men come out of line—the survivors of a regiment of 1,000 that went forward 48 hours before. I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral." - Paulo Freire
I have loved this quote ever since the first time I heard it.
"Engineering stimulates the mind. Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, fix things. When the schools can offer that, you'll have an engineer for life." -Bruce Dickinson
"There is nothing in machinery, there is nothing in embankments and railways and iron bridges and engineering devices to oblige them to be ugly. Ugliness is the measure of imperfection." -H.G. Wells
"Do not fear mistakes. You will know failure. Continue to reach out." -Benjamin Franklin
"Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship." -Benjamin Franklin
Are a few to name.
“Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere—you only have to look to see it.” and “We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.” - Bob Ross, "The Joy of Painting"
"There is no spoon" ~ The Matrix
"There is one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance" ~ Socrates
And the song I live my life by
"be sure to take plenty of rest breaks and stay hydrated" - Daria
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." - Groucho marx