Anyway, I'd love to try and explain the magic of warcraft to a minor.
"..And all the magic from the well of eternity caused many magic things to form in the world, it causes cows to turn into tauren, and trolls to become night elves. It even caused all the magic of forests and giant bears and dragons.."
"What about the poop monsters?"
"Urm... the what?"
"The poop monsters that the lizard men have, did they come from magic too?"
"Urm... well... maybe"
"So the magic of the well or the magic of the veil has caused poo to become sentient too?"
"But does it talk, does it know its alive?"
"Probably not, its just shit, now go to bed"