The bad joke thread

[Goatfish]

Post whichever ones you got, to start off:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent

What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
Goes back four seconds

[Illusions]

...I hate my sense of humour, if these are bad jokes.

Making me laugh and all that. >:(

[Goatfish]

...I hate my sense of humour, if these are bad jokes.

Making me laugh and all that. >

That's sort of the point, those jokes that make you groan at how stupid they are, but are still funny.

a small associated set of slightly wrong ones:

What do you name a quadriplegic in a hole?
Phil

Hanging on a wall?
Art

On a pile of leaves?
Russel

Laying in front of a door?
Matt

[Adam Jensen]

That's sort of the point, those jokes that make you groan at how stupid they are, but are still funny.

a small associated set of slightly wrong ones:

What do you name a quadriplegic in a hole?
Phil

Hanging on a wall?
Art

On a pile of leaves?
Russel

Laying in front of a door?
Matt

In the ocean?

Bob

---------- Post added 2013-03-20 at 11:40 PM ----------

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"










And the horse answers, "my wife is dying of terminal cancer."

[Deleted]

how do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh

[Symphonic]

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch."

[muto]

That's sort of the point, those jokes that make you groan at how stupid they are, but are still funny.

a small associated set of slightly wrong ones:

What do you name a quadriplegic in a hole?
Phil

Hanging on a wall?
Art

On a pile of leaves?
Russel

Laying in front of a door?
Matt

In a wheelchair? Stephen

[Martinussen]

whats the only warm body part in a dead baby?

My dick

Not okay; Infracted