New Models with Customizable Dances, coming out March 27th, 2013. Thats right, they are already here.
New dances for everyone is the harlem shake.
Dinnerbone-because I binged your mother.
World of starcraft
Next expansion. I'm looking forward to Google's more, there's always makes me laugh.
Blizzard will formally announce Lor'Themar Theron as the next warchief.
For some reason, I think the PvP changes, altthough I certainly hope not.
Hearthstone got way too much media attention to now even be considered an April Fools' joke. The timing is a bit weird, but I think that's real.
And I got my barbeque ready for Crabby, I swear!
Much love to Indicate for creating. Eis' work
I foresee a Sha of Happiness attack in the forums.
Much love to Indicate for creating. Eis' work
The problem with April Fools is that a lot of the original joke ideas ended up becoming things people actually wanted, so when they turned out to be jokes, the community got uber butt mad.
Now, the April Fools jokes are obvious, but incredibly humorous and poke fun at the game and the community. I remember one year where if Mages counterspelled a Paladin it automatically respecced him to Holy, and if he already was Holy, it turned him into a Priest.
It's not tri-spec. Blizzard likes to "over-do" it. The never do anything believable, that's what makes them really funny. The bard class in itself is believable, but Blizzard just goes and overdoes it with the whole "guitar hero" gameplay. Tri-spec is something that is believable, and I can't really think of a way they can overdo it to make it funny.
Wrynn becomes the new Horde leader.
FFXIV - Maduin (Dynamis DC)
Hearthstone
Org is completely gone and the horde cant access it. Player/ guild housing. OF COURSE CRABBY. Mages getting a nerf and Ret Paladins getting buffed. The list is endless I'm sure they'll find something that will give a good laugh.
I have a bad feeling that it will be something related to tri-specs. I so hope that it's not though... My druid is crying for a third spec.
Next raid in 2D-Jump and run style: Gamon kidnapped Aggra and we need to rescue her!
Man people's sense of humor is lacking, would pick some out but I don't want to call anyone out.
Something WoW related but over the top at the same time... lets think...
-Anything mentioned pre- 04/1/13 is excluded. When Blizzard does something it's "brand new". So all the people saying "Hearthstone" (whether your saying it cause you actually think its going to be an April fools joke or you are beating around the bush to say you think the game is a joke) are wrong.
-Probably not something done in the past already (new classes, etc.)
-Something players might *think* they want but Blizzard presented the idea in an unwanting way. (Example: New character models but they look terribly bad or something)
Personally I have no idea what Blizzard will pull out of their sleeves. But I'm sure Crabby will make a return. Anything else is a gamble.
Call me House.