I would, and then I would sue him for sexual harassment. Bonus.
No. I'm not stupid.
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I'm not into that kind of stuff.
then again I am a sociopath and my mirror neurons do not work.
Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
Yes, I would kick him in the nuts as hard as I possibly could. This is natures way of ensuring that morons like this cannot reproduce and make more morons.
I would first record the "petition" (just to be safe from any legal stuff) then do it. Since he asked for it, i'd consider it a nice thing to do, even if it hurts.
Unless its in writing, showing he consents, I smell a lawsuit. Even then, I'd be questioning his sanity first.
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It just hurts so much that it'd be painful for me too.
If he asks nicely, sure I don't mind! But only if I get some form of compromise he will not take any legal action afterwards, write it down, sign it and make two bystanders sign it as witness.
Hell no. Kicking a dude in the nuts is something you do NOT do unless you really have to do it.
Also, seems like that could somehow be a good way to trick random strangers into an assault charge. I'd never do anything like that unless it were in self defense.
OT: No I wouldn't. Think I probably just killed the thread with my super serious response
Kick lightly, I guess? You don't want to seriously injure the guy.
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Nope. I try to make a point of not helping people do incredibly stupid shit.
Only time I would try to kick a guy in the nuts is if I was attempting to fend off an attacker.
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I'd go back to my room, get my steel toed boots and then I'd return and make sure he never has kids.
Nah, I wouldn't do it
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No. I'd never attack anyone physically.
Doesn't matter if he asked for it or not.
My initial thought was this is just wrong, because the OP is contributing to potentially sterilizing this idiot. Then I realized if the guy is that dumb, he shouldn't be reproducing anyhow.
There are some things that should never be done no matter the circumstances, and nutkicking is one of them.
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