View Poll Results: Would you kick him?

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  • I'm Female: I'd kick him!

    10 2.17%
  • I'm Female: I'm not sure.

    11 2.39%
  • I'm Female: I wouldn't kick him.

    23 4.99%
  • I'm Male: I'd kick him!

    96 20.82%
  • I'm Male: I'm not sure.

    82 17.79%
  • I'm Male: I wouldn't kick him.

    239 51.84%
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  1. #41
    I would, and then I would sue him for sexual harassment. Bonus.
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  2. #42
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    First, I'd make sure there is no catch. "You're not going to kick me back are you?"

    I'd probably do it, but not full force, unless it's someone I know.

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    No. I'm not stupid.
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    I'm not into that kind of stuff.

  5. #45
    yes,

    then again I am a sociopath and my mirror neurons do not work.
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  6. #46
    Yes, I would kick him in the nuts as hard as I possibly could. This is natures way of ensuring that morons like this cannot reproduce and make more morons.

  7. #47
    I would first record the "petition" (just to be safe from any legal stuff) then do it. Since he asked for it, i'd consider it a nice thing to do, even if it hurts.

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    Unless its in writing, showing he consents, I smell a lawsuit. Even then, I'd be questioning his sanity first.

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    What's in it for me?

  10. #50
    Never. Ever.

    It just hurts so much that it'd be painful for me too.

  11. #51
    If he asks nicely, sure I don't mind! But only if I get some form of compromise he will not take any legal action afterwards, write it down, sign it and make two bystanders sign it as witness.

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    Hell no. Kicking a dude in the nuts is something you do NOT do unless you really have to do it.

    Also, seems like that could somehow be a good way to trick random strangers into an assault charge. I'd never do anything like that unless it were in self defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildtree View Post
    He watched America's got Talent?

    Absolutely ridiculous. I always hate it when people laugh at someone getting hit in that area, it feels like it makes people think it's OK because it's funny (if they are uneducated that is - although you can still laugh even if you are educated, but I wouldn't).

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  14. #54
    Kick lightly, I guess? You don't want to seriously injure the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHeroicKnight View Post
    A few hours ago a guy approached me at my university and asked me to kick him in the nuts. He said that he and his friend were trying to see who could get kicked in the nuts the most by the end of the day. I did indeed kick him, as hard as I could too. As he was on the ground in pain, he looked up at me and said "thank you," and I went on my way. I have no regrets about my decision, in fact, it was actually a lot of fun!

    My question to you is this, what would you have done? Would you have kicked him in the nuts or not?
    Refuse, because I know the pain involved with being kicked in the balls.
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    Nope. I try to make a point of not helping people do incredibly stupid shit.
    Only time I would try to kick a guy in the nuts is if I was attempting to fend off an attacker.
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    I'd go back to my room, get my steel toed boots and then I'd return and make sure he never has kids.

    Nah, I wouldn't do it

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    No. I'd never attack anyone physically.
    Doesn't matter if he asked for it or not.

  19. #59
    My initial thought was this is just wrong, because the OP is contributing to potentially sterilizing this idiot. Then I realized if the guy is that dumb, he shouldn't be reproducing anyhow.

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    There are some things that should never be done no matter the circumstances, and nutkicking is one of them.
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