How would you defend Azeroth against an invasion by the Zerg?

[Togarox]

I'd use the new forge of the endless to create my own zerg. Add in Bolvar's scourge and we could probably stand a chance. If emperor mengsk can do it, we could find a way.

[Verdugo]

I'd use the new forge of the endless to create my own zerg. Add in Bolvar's scourge and we could probably stand a chance. If emperor mengsk can do it, we could find a way.

Emperor mengsk got siege tanks that shoot molten tungsten at their target, meanwhile alliance has... cannonballs...

And even then, Mengsk lost.

[loki504]

well zerg is easy to kill. i mean a ultralisk has 500 hp and deals 35 dmg. i'll just bladestorm and kill them all. then i thunderclap and kill some more.

[Evil Inside]

I'd be myself.

I think we have a winner.

[Aeryana]

snip

Zerg. No contest. By "no contest," I mean, I don't care if Azeroth manages to kill 1 billion Zerg units... Azeroth will fall.

[loki504]

Emperor mengsk got siege tanks that shoot molten tungsten at their target, meanwhile alliance has... cannonballs...

And even then, Mengsk lost.

but a siegetanks deals crap damage compaire to my bladestorm.

[Airwaves]

die... very fast.

[Pebrocks The Warlock]

well zerg is easy to kill. i mean a ultralisk has 500 hp and deals 35 dmg. i'll just bladestorm and kill them all. then i thunderclap and kill some more.

Seriously guys, stop using in game stats. They hold no weight for lore or battles.

[Schattenlied]

but a siegetanks deals crap damage compaire to my bladestorm.

This is not a discussion about in game stats. Lore strength is what matters here... In terms of lore, your warrior would have trouble with a couple Zerglings.

[Daara]

I'd get a bunch of mages, warlocks, and healers. Everyone else would be useless except as fodder to keep the casters alive longer.

Zerg would be complaining about how OP frost mages are. Mages would bitch that hydras counter them.

[Ehrenpanzer]

One man...........Medivh


/endswarm

[Chonar]

One room.
One glass wall.
50 Undead Discipline Priests || 50 Undead Shadow Priests

Their combined psychic angst works as a Psi Emitter.

Hurl this into space through a portal and watch the Swarm chase it forever.

[Verdugo]

One man...........Medivh


/endswarm

I dont get this one, Medivh is dead.

One room.
One glass wall.
50 Undead Discipline Priests || 50 Undead Shadow Priests

Their combined psychic angst works as a Psi Emitter.

Hurl this into space through a portal and watch the Swarm chase it forever.

So far this one is most logical.

[Deleted]

Xel'Naga Artifact

/thread

[Schattenlied]

I dont get this one, Medivh is dead.

Medivh being dead is nothing more than speculation... After his first death and resurrection, he became "The Oracle" and helped defeat the Legion in WC3, then simply disappeared... There is no lore that suggests he is currently dead.

[roflwaffle]

I'd be myself.

I don't actually doubt that that would work lol.

[Supahfraai]

Send them an RSVP to LFR Durumu and watch them endlessly wipe in his little maze of fun.

[Zarandra]

I'd be myself.

Yes. Then Mione would tell everyone to GO AWAY while we watch him solo like THE ENTIRE ZERG HEAD ON.
Like a baws

[PuppetShowJustice]

I'd accept the dailies and then go kill 10 Zerg, click on a couple things, and gain rep until they were phased away or made irrelevant by standard game progression.

[roflwaffle]

LK could cast one defile and destroy the entire swarm, cause you know they'd stand in it.