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    How would you defend Azeroth against an invasion by the Zerg?

    If the new Zerg from the Heart of the Swarm Expansion invaded Azeroth led by Kerrigan herself what do you see happening? Post how you think it would go down.

    Keep in mind this is an interstellar invasion that has stretched across galaxies to find you in Azeroth. Kerrigan has since studied Azeroth and found our weaknesses and is prepared to make us pay for them. Likewise we have Oracles like Velen and Planetary Gaurdians such as Wrathion who have sensed Kerrigan's arrival and have alerted both Alliance and Horde of what would be the greatest battle of their lives.


    Keep in Mind what Azeroth is Up Against:


    Ultralisks http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/ultralisk

    Banelings http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/baneling

    Roaches http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/roach

    Infestors http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/infestor

    Overseers/Changlings http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/overseer

    Nydus Worms http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/nydus-worm

    Corruptors http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/corruptor

    Swarm Hosts http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/swarm-host

    Vipers http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/viper

    Swarm Queens http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/queen


    and The Queen of Blades http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/hero/kerrigan

    Who would be left standing?

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    What are you mad? We're dead just join them.

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    I'd make people do dailies.

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    Empower Thrall. Because that always works.

    Also in before Onyxsea and his ultimate argument "LOL MAGIC".
    Last edited by Verdugo; 2013-04-05 at 06:20 AM.

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    I dunno but I'd feel safest in Ironforge probably...

    Get the gnomes to fix something up with the Kirin Tor, maybe throw Kerrigan through a rift in time to Deathwings "End Time" dimension...
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    Yes. Yes I would. With a hell lot of magic from the arcane and druids. Go bother Draenor or something :|

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    I'd start by using more dots.

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    We would be doomed so I would just willingly join them as a Infested Warlock.
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    The same way you deal with any infestation.

    Exterminatus.
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    Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrinningMan View Post
    The same way you deal with any infestation.

    Exterminatus.
    Mortal races dont have technology nor balls to execute one on Azeroth.

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    And then Azeroth was a Feral planet.
    Gold is for the mistress -- silver for the maid --
    Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade."
    "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
    "But Iron -- Cold Iron -- is master of them all."

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    Id use the scourge .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaxi View Post
    wait till she and all of her generals occupy a complex and stand individually in isolated rooms, and then gather 24 friends.
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    Honestly, with the retarded power of some of Azeroth's magic users, I don't think there would be an actual problem...


    I would be more worried if Tyranid invaded, but not the Zerg.
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    A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.

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    I'd drop a consecrate or cast any AoE spell whatsoever and they'd all die. An Ultralisk has 500hp and has 6 armor with max upgrades. Yea, I think we'd be okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzhoof View Post
    I'd drop a consecrate or cast any AoE spell whatsoever and they'd all die. An Ultralisk has 500hp and has 6 armor with max upgrades. Yea, I think we'd be okay.
    Because in game stats have anything to do with a lore based battle, right?
    A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woceip View Post
    I'd make people do dailies.
    i would make them do 300 daylies per day... if not completed their char would be deleted

    " A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities "

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    I'd be myself.

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