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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowraven View Post
    The Horde could get arakkoa or ogres.
    The eff man, nah we don't want the bottom of the barrel races.
    "I hated hating Garrosh before it was cool."
    FOR THE HORDE!!!

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    No thanks, I prefer my elves well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingriku View Post
    The eff man, nah we don't want the bottom of the barrel races.
    IDK... a two-headed Orge mage might get me to play a clothie
    Looks like I will be flying in Draenor after all

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    This gets my vote, I mean dayum. That back story is just as solid (if not more so) than most of the shit bliz comes up with anyway.

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    Oh my god I'm shocked! What have I done? I created monsters!


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    Thats not a bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhywolver View Post
    Did you know that dark elves are dwarves? Norse Mythology and stuff.

    And... medium elves... I just can't stop thinking about medium steaks. How do medium elves taste?
    Dark Elves refers to both Dwarves and a sect of underground dwelling Elves. You see, in Norse Mythology Elf is basically a word for mysical otherworldly folk in the same way old English refers to Fae.
    "What do you seek within the mountain?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cenkiss View Post
    I just want gnome-elf hybrids.
    I want a tauren-elf hybrid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergal View Post
    I want a tauren-elf hybrid.
    What about a Gnome-elf - Tauren-elf Hybrid?
    "What do you seek within the mountain?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fiend View Post
    What about a Gnome-elf - Tauren-elf Hybrid?
    Why not a Manbearpig-elf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergal View Post
    Why not a Manbearpig-elf.
    If that happened then i bet al gore will start playing to confront every1 playing as a manbearpig-elf.

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    Bummer, I thought these would be elves that could communicate with ghosts. I was going to call mine Allison DuBois

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    Medium-rare elves or go home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowraven View Post
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    The Horde could get arakkoa or ogres.
    if anyone were to get arrakoa it would be the alliance. they hate the orcs for commiting genocide against their race when they joined the burning legion and all of the good ones are allied to the draenei and follow the light.
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

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    medium elves sounds like a type of sandwich/steak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingriku View Post
    The eff man, nah we don't want the bottom of the barrel races.
    But you could get Ogri'la ogres, which, after years of being subjected to the crystal energies, have grown smaller and parts of their body started to crystallise, which is why they decided to leave and they joined the Horde and started preaching the "religion" of those crystals to their ogre brothers and sisters.

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    Oh please. In Azeroth there are only three types of elves.


    There's the Average Height Elves, masters of the arcan't.

    Most of those have become the Plasma Elves, hellbent on restoring their ASlightChanceOfCloudsWell to its' former glory.

    Both of these are the descendants of the Afternoon Elves, who used their Well of QuiteALongTime to summon forth the Lukewarm Legion.

    "Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my comrade." - Albert Camus

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    Trying too hard :I
    Black sunglasses with skinny jeans, that's me
    With groovy steps, skinny red, that's me
    All my people on the web (click me)
    All my people on sites (click me)
    singin' lalalalalalala

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    If we have medium elves, can we then have rare elves ?

    well, looks like this joke has been made already a couple times in this thread, guess it was kinda obvious.
    Last edited by RyokuchaMidori; 2013-04-11 at 11:17 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fiend View Post
    Dark Elves refers to both Dwarves and a sect of underground dwelling Elves. You see, in Norse Mythology Elf is basically a word for mysical otherworldly folk in the same way old English refers to Fae.
    I don't think Swedish have a good word for "elf" that doesn't mean another thing...

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