Medium Elves

[kingriku]

The Horde could get arakkoa or ogres.

The eff man, nah we don't want the bottom of the barrel races.

[Adam Jensen]

No thanks, I prefer my elves well done.

[-Superman-]

The eff man, nah we don't want the bottom of the barrel races.

IDK... a two-headed Orge mage might get me to play a clothie

[Xalzel]

This gets my vote, I mean dayum. That back story is just as solid (if not more so) than most of the shit bliz comes up with anyway.

[Northem]

Oh my god I'm shocked! What have I done? I created monsters!

[Deathpath]

Thats not a bad idea.

[Deleted]

Did you know that dark elves are dwarves? Norse Mythology and stuff.

And... medium elves... I just can't stop thinking about medium steaks. How do medium elves taste?

Dark Elves refers to both Dwarves and a sect of underground dwelling Elves. You see, in Norse Mythology Elf is basically a word for mysical otherworldly folk in the same way old English refers to Fae.

[GrieverXIII]

I just want gnome-elf hybrids.

I want a tauren-elf hybrid.

[Deleted]

I want a tauren-elf hybrid.

What about a Gnome-elf - Tauren-elf Hybrid?

[GrieverXIII]

What about a Gnome-elf - Tauren-elf Hybrid?

Why not a Manbearpig-elf.

[Deathpath]

Why not a Manbearpig-elf.

If that happened then i bet al gore will start playing to confront every1 playing as a manbearpig-elf.

[TheDangerZone]

Bummer, I thought these would be elves that could communicate with ghosts. I was going to call mine Allison DuBois

[Uennie]

Medium-rare elves or go home!

[Immitis]

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The Horde could get arakkoa or ogres.

if anyone were to get arrakoa it would be the alliance. they hate the orcs for commiting genocide against their race when they joined the burning legion and all of the good ones are allied to the draenei and follow the light.

[breadisfunny]

medium elves sounds like a type of sandwich/steak.

[Deleted]

The eff man, nah we don't want the bottom of the barrel races.

But you could get Ogri'la ogres, which, after years of being subjected to the crystal energies, have grown smaller and parts of their body started to crystallise, which is why they decided to leave and they joined the Horde and started preaching the "religion" of those crystals to their ogre brothers and sisters.

[Chonar]

Oh please. In Azeroth there are only three types of elves.


There's the Average Height Elves, masters of the arcan't.

Most of those have become the Plasma Elves, hellbent on restoring their ASlightChanceOfCloudsWell to its' former glory.

Both of these are the descendants of the Afternoon Elves, who used their Well of QuiteALongTime to summon forth the Lukewarm Legion.

[BHD]

Trying too hard :I

[Deleted]

If we have medium elves, can we then have rare elves ?

well, looks like this joke has been made already a couple times in this thread, guess it was kinda obvious.

[Amirila]

Dark Elves refers to both Dwarves and a sect of underground dwelling Elves. You see, in Norse Mythology Elf is basically a word for mysical otherworldly folk in the same way old English refers to Fae.

I don't think Swedish have a good word for "elf" that doesn't mean another thing...