Usually either MMO-Champ threads or I am playing Candy Crush on my phone :P DAMN LEVEL 65!!!!!
Usually either MMO-Champ threads or I am playing Candy Crush on my phone :P DAMN LEVEL 65!!!!!
"There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you." -Mazer Rackham - Ender's Game Orson Scott Card
I just slap my ass down on the toilet, grunt for about 15 seconds, wipe my ass, and flush. If I am going into the bathroom to shit, it means the turd is trying to exit anyway.
Oh, and I dont see this thread lasting long as this type usually gets locked quick
I...I read the wall on my sides and the towel!
That probably makes no sense but yeah, I don't really read anything. I don't spend 10 minutes on the toilet doing the stuff.
Last edited by Lemons; 2013-04-14 at 02:51 AM.
No... why I would I want to spend any more time in the bathroom smelling my own poo than necessary o.o
I have many comfortable places in my house to read, that don't smell of excrement.
I'm one of those that go in, shoot it out and run out kind of person.
Never understood the joy of sitting in po0 fumes
I've never read anything in there, usually just go there to get the job done then get out soon as I can.
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I've never been in there to do either for longer than a minute, so I guess I'm not constipated or whatever.
I use my ipad and read mmo. Oh one sec. Got to wipe
Read twitter on my iPhone, Flipboard, Sportscenter and text.
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I am always done within 30 seconds, if you are on there long enough to read you have problems.
Donald Duck for the win
Most of the time, nothing, most of the time i'm quick.
If there is a book in there i will normally read the page saying what the book is about.
If I haven't read the paper I'll sit there reading at home, even if I have finished, either until I get mid-way in, or finished reading the sport, depending on my mood.
If I dont have anything to do and there is an old cardboard tube from the loo roll, I'll either peel the card apart or I will fold the edges in from both sides and see how small i can get the tube.