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Thread: Bathroom reading
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2013-04-14, 01:12 AM #21Bloodsail Admiral
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"There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you." -Mazer Rackham - Ender's Game Orson Scott Card
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2013-04-14, 01:46 AM #22Scarab Lord
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I just slap my ass down on the toilet, grunt for about 15 seconds, wipe my ass, and flush. If I am going into the bathroom to shit, it means the turd is trying to exit anyway.
Oh, and I dont see this thread lasting long as this type usually gets locked quick
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2013-04-14, 01:49 AM #23DeletedThis, I've never had time to read anything while pooping in my life, I've always found it strange that other people do, is there something wrong with me?
Originally Posted by Methanar
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2013-04-14, 02:18 AM #24Deleted
I...I read the wall on my sides and the towel!
That probably makes no sense but yeah, I don't really read anything. I don't spend 10 minutes on the toilet doing the stuff.
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2013-04-14, 02:48 AM #25Herald of the Titans
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PC Gamer magazine...the same three issues. I've probably skimmed each article in each issue about a dozen times now.
Why would you wipe then continue reading? I don't know about you, but wiping is the final stage of my, um, business. Then I wash and leave. Originally Posted by Politicus
Last edited by Lemons; 2013-04-14 at 02:51 AM.
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2013-04-14, 02:50 AM #26Herald of the Titans
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No... why I would I want to spend any more time in the bathroom smelling my own poo than necessary o.o
I have many comfortable places in my house to read, that don't smell of excrement.
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2013-04-14, 02:55 AM #27Brewmaster
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Yes. Originally Posted by Tayona
I normally read on my phone unless I've got a book I'm currently hooked on.
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2013-04-14, 02:55 AM #28The Unstoppable Force
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I'm one of those that go in, shoot it out and run out kind of person.
Never understood the joy of sitting in po0 fumes
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2013-04-14, 03:34 AM #29Dreadlord
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I've never read anything in there, usually just go there to get the job done then get out soon as I can.
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2013-04-14, 03:36 AM #30The Undying
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I play subway surfer...
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2013-04-14, 03:43 AM #31Pit Lord
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I've never been in there to do either for longer than a minute, so I guess I'm not constipated or whatever.
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2013-04-15, 01:07 AM #32DeletedI thought everyone liked the smell of their own shieet. Originally Posted by Maelle
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2013-04-15, 01:09 AM #33High Overlord
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I use my ipad and read mmo. Oh one sec. Got to wipe
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2013-04-15, 01:11 AM #34Bloodsail Admiral
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Read twitter on my iPhone, Flipboard, Sportscenter and text.
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2013-04-15, 01:12 AM #35Deleted
I am always done within 30 seconds, if you are on there long enough to read you have problems.
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2013-04-15, 01:13 AM #36The Insane
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It is the only time in the day when you are truly alone and won't be interrupted. Best chance you get to read in peace. Originally Posted by Tayona
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2013-04-16, 04:50 AM #37Deleted
Donald Duck for the win
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2013-04-16, 05:03 AM #38Scarab Lord
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What a weirdo... Originally Posted by Methanar
OT: depends, either my kindle or the interweb.^^^ Wells using an analogy Originally Posted by Wells
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2013-04-16, 06:08 AM #39Stood in the Fire
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Exactly this for me. By the time I open up a magazine and find an article, I'm done. Reading or surfing my phone has never quite appealed to me on the toilet, anywho... Originally Posted by drwelfare
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2013-04-16, 12:26 PM #40Deleted
Most of the time, nothing, most of the time i'm quick.
If there is a book in there i will normally read the page saying what the book is about.
If I haven't read the paper I'll sit there reading at home, even if I have finished, either until I get mid-way in, or finished reading the sport, depending on my mood.
If I dont have anything to do and there is an old cardboard tube from the loo roll, I'll either peel the card apart or I will fold the edges in from both sides and see how small i can get the tube.
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