The poor boy is about to pass out from flexing.
As for the second issue I guess I just don't see the problem. I get that not everyone always has internet, and that sucks and all, but it works fine for me on Steam so I don't see why it wouldn't work for me on the Xbox.
Also, Steam works offline for anything you already have on your hardrive.
3DS Friend Code: 0146-9205-4817. Could show as either Chris or Chrysia.
Joffrey adopts an adorable lion cub and learns the true meaning of Christmas.
And I've never been able to get any of my Steam games to launch without internet, but I may be doing it wrong.