Players vs Mods VI

[Deleted]

Because you haven't taught yourself to shit by yourself?

No, my parents taught me that.

[pOO flinger]

I'm over it, so over it, this is goodbye!
I'd give anything just to cut you free.
I'd give blood just to make you,
Just to watch you BLEED!

[Fallen Angel]

I owe you nothing
I've given everything and more
I stand for something
The blood on my hands, the broken bones, I live it

Knife in my back, you can't take it back
Eye for an eye is cut and dry
I'll do what I know, reap what I sow
While you're waiting for me to fail

[Deleted]

Honestly, what fucking dog wants to go out at 6am.

[ELYPOP]

This is why dogs are inferior to cats.

[Deleted]

This is why dogs are inferior to cats.

Yes, that is the worst part owning a dog.

[pOO flinger]

I owe you nothing
I've given everything and more
I stand for something
The blood on my hands, the broken bones, I live it

Knife in my back, you can't take it back
Eye for an eye is cut and dry
I'll do what I know, reap what I sow
While you're waiting for me to fail

(If I fall)
If I fall, if I fall,
I'm dragging everybody down.
If I fall I will
Take everybody down!

[ELYPOP]

Also, do they srsly have polar bears in Sweden?

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One of the Jonas brothers (I was like, they're still alive?) Instagrammed a topless pic of himself.
And I was like dayummm, where has he been hiding all this time.

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My dad is texting me at 5am. Like wtf, fuck off.

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http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1329504-Does-the-Number-quot-1-quot-Actually-Exist

This thread made me feel stupid.
But my replies were flaw free.

[pOO flinger]

This is why dogs are inferior to cats.

Dogs are way better than cats.

1. Dogs make good protectors
2. They can herd sheep
3. Used as guides for blind people
4. Are trained by police to help catch criminals
5. Used to sniff out drugs and bombs
6. Loyal
7. Can do tricks
8. You can take your dog for walks and meet other dog owners
9. They can pull sleds
10. Will play fetch
11. Won't climb a tree
12. Won't jump on your keyboard
13. Used for hunting
14. More fun to play with
15. Will try to comfort you when you are sad
16. Will wake you up if your house is on fire
17. Dogs love you and will want to be with you no matter what mood you are in
18. Unconditional love
19. Love to go for car rides
20. Will come when you call
21. Doesn't need a litter box
22. Can swim.
23. Will play with children
24. Obedient
25. Will put up with anything to make you smile
26. Patient around children

[ELYPOP]

Dogs are way better than cats.

1. Dogs make good protectors
2. They can herd sheep
3. Used as guides for blind people
4. Are trained by police to help catch criminals
5. Used to sniff out drugs and bombs
6. Loyal
7. Can do tricks
8. You can take your dog for walks and meet other dog owners
9. They can pull sleds
10. Will play fetch
11. Won't climb a tree
12. Won't jump on your keyboard
13. Used for hunting
14. More fun to play with
15. Will try to comfort you when you are sad
16. Will wake you up if your house is on fire
17. Dogs love you and will want to be with you no matter what mood you are in
18. Unconditional love
19. Love to go for car rides
20. Will come when you call
21. Doesn't need a litter box
22. Can swim.
23. Will play with children
24. Obedient
25. Will put up with anything to make you smile
26. Patient around children

You're trying too hard honey.
Look at who you're trying to convince.
Just stop.

[pOO flinger]

You're trying too hard honey.
Look at who you're trying to convince.
Just stop.

You're just upset that dogs are better than cats

[ELYPOP]

You're just upset that dogs are better than cats

Not really, because we all know cats are better.

[Deleted]

Also, do they srsly have polar bears in Sweden?

Of course, how else would I make a living? I sell their furs to make money. Also for rich guys to stuff and keep as a "trophy".

[Deleted]

I have to say also, dogs are superior to cats in many ways, but also inferior to cats as they require a lot more maintenance.

All in all though, dogs win.

[ELYPOP]

Of course, how else would I make a living? I sell their furs to make money. Also for rich guys to stuff and keep as a "trophy".

I see.
Obviously.
It all makes sense now.

better at being bad BOOM

Oh snap gurl.
That told me.

[pOO flinger]

Not really, because we all know cats are better.

I was able to provide many reasons why dogs are better than cats. You have only been able to reply with "Cats are better than dogs."
I think I win.

Dogs are better than cats. You can like cats better than dogs but dogs are still better.

<3

Also, do they srsly have polar bears in Sweden?

Where else would you go to hunt Polar Bears?

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better at being bad BOOM

[Deleted]

I see.
Obviously.
It all makes sense now.

Yeah, it's quite the business.

[ELYPOP]

I was able to provide many reasons why dogs are better than cats. You have only been able to reply with "Cats are better than dogs."
I think I win.

Dogs are better than cats. You can like cats better than dogs but dogs are still better.

<3

It's 5:20 am.
I'm half asleep.
I can't be bothered.
So suck on that.

[pOO flinger]

It's 5:20 am.
I'm half asleep.
I can't be bothered.
So suck on that.

Rude!


I need food.

[Deleted]

It's 5:20 am.
I'm half asleep.
I can't be bothered.
So suck on that.

Lol, brits who doesn't know the time. It's not 5:20, it's 6:20.