Closed casket or open casket?

[Speaknoevil]

I want my body chopped into centimeter cubes, then dropped one at a time from 10km in the air.

[Drekker17]

I think closed casket is better, every open casket funeral is weird anyway...they put so much make up and dress up the person in such a weird way that they don't look like the person you once knew in life. Meanwhile I went to a closed casket and it didn't feel weird at all, and more about everyone mourning that the person who was no longer with us. I think the closed casket is more representative of what really happens for a family, you are so close to the one you loved...yet you can't see them and can't truly feel them anymore .

[Deleted]

Don't care what happens to me, I'm not the one who has to grieve, stuff me and mount me on the wall for all it matters.

[Deleted]

I want my body chopped into centimeter cubes, then dropped one at a time from 10km in the air.

But....why?

[Rukh]

I want to be made in to hamburgers and served at a fast food place.

[Neetz]

At the funeral deffo closed.

I've never been to an open casket funeral. I've only ever been to the chapel of rest to see a relative once and I'd never do it again. If my family wanted to see me at the chapel then by all means if it helps them to grieve so be it, but deffo deffo not at my funeral.

[Sam the Wiser]

Viking funeral, thanks.

That actually looks pretty awesome. I bet it cost a lot to do tho.

[Bathory]

Closed. Since I have someone making me a sarcophagus. Nothing too fancy but, it's gonna be awesome. I can't wait for my funeral, people are gonna love it.

[Shakadam]

I prefer not dieing at all, hopefully science will fix the whole dieng problem before I get that old

If I really have to choose though, cremation or promession.

Absolutely dead last would be open casket burial, having others see my dead body? no effing way.

[yetgdhfgh]

They can throw my body out in the desert and let the coyotes and the buzzards have me or they can rebuild me like robocop and i can go around saying "YOUR MOVE CREEP, DEAD OR ALIVE YOUR COMING WITH ME!"

[Speaknoevil]

But....why?

Why not?

They could also have the "raining men" song blaring inside the plane.

[Chirri]

Cremated would be my preference.

[Varyk]

I can barely stand looking at dead people, not sure I'd want that for me either.

[Powerogue]

Creamation sounds better. Just tape a picture of my face on the side if you really want to look at me, there's no appeal in looking at my dead face, show pictures of me alive.

[MMKing]

Donate it to science. Do whatever the F*** you want with it as long as you don't ever reveal to the public what exactly you did to me, or reveal that the thing you did last week was done on me.

[blake22tt]

Burn me and spread my ashes all over Allied carpets show room, that will teach them to lie to me.

hahaha yes I shall join you in that pursuit, as they are a bunch of lying ****

[leafs43]

I need to decide between being buried or cremation.


I just want to do which ever is worse for the environment. Because nothing leaves a stamp on Earth like screwing it up.

[Mifuyne]

I just want a hologram of hatsune miku cuddling with me in there.

Now I cannot shake the idea of Miku cuddling zombies everywhere.

ontopic;
donation to science, while my bones are pulverized and made into origin shots for those rebellious magi out there.

[inboundpaper]

I want to be taken to a taxidermist and then mounted at Bass Pro Shop fighting a bear.

Well, that just became my backup plan if my friends can't get a cannon.

[Deleted]

Burn me and spread my ashes all over Allied carpets show room, that will teach them to lie to me.

I always find that hiding a few frozen prawns, or even a whole fish (if you can find somewhere public and it wont easily be found that is) in various locations is a good "revenge" for shops that deceive you.

Donating my body to science! At least then the next generation of medical student's might learn something from me. As for my funeral, I don't or I should say I wont care (People tend to stop caring what happens to them when they are dead). Just do what ever is cheapest. in fact you could use me as shark bait for all I care.