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    Dreadlord Elpalmo's Avatar
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    What would you say to destroy the moment?

    "That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind" was the quote after Neil Armstrong took his first step on the moon. If you were the first person to step onto mars, what would you say to world watching that would completely destroy the moment?

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    If I had no regard for others, something borderline racist. Hey, it's the 1960's.

    If I had to show respect, probably something along the lines of "3 takes to get it right and the flag is still waving in the wind from that industrial blower" followed by "oh sh*t the entire world just heard that".
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    I would say ether. "I think I got Carbs from that girl last night" or OMG WTF IS THAT OVER THERE "points" O that is right its earth....SUP BITCH'S.
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    Huston, we have gas. Over.

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    I'd keep it simple and go with "meh".

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    I'd hold the mic real close ..take a deep breath and yell ..FROST MAGE TAKES NO SKILL!!!!!!

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    I was kind of hoping for aliens to breed with.

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    "Well, this is disappointing."

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    one time i did a poot

    and it burned real bad
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    I would say: Fuck this, i'd rather live in East Saint Louis.

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    "I step on this soundstage, MARS, I Mean Mars.... Shit can you edit that out ?"
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    "Is.. is this the set for the moon landing?"
    It has been scientifically confirmed that if Eiffel was green; he would in fact die.

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    "Waka Waka"

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    I'd scream and then scramble the camera so they think i'm under attack.

    Then put it back on and laugh.
    "Heresy is like a garden weed, it won't stop feeding until you... BURN THE WHOLE DAMN GARDEN WITH A FLAMER, BURN IT, BURN IT TO HELL!!!!!" "Is there a wittle puppy in the garden? ITS A DAEMON! BURN IT!"

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    i need to go to the bathroom
    The constructive troll!

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    Never Gonna Give You Up....

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    I would purposely hang something in the corner of the camera that looks like a boom mic and just laugh when I get home reading all the conspiracy morons using it as evidence.

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    Now that I have your attention ...

    ... what do I do with it?

    Or, as an alternative: stare into the camera, dressed in a Flash costume, like Sheldon Cooper. "I'm ... on ... TV?"
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    "Hi mom!" followed by a loud fart.
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    "Fuck, I just stepped in dog shit".

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