What would you say to destroy the moment?

[Deleted]

'Where the three breasted women at?'

finds three breasted women

*Damnit, I only have 2 hands!*

[IntellectuallyChallenged]

I can see my house from here!

...someone beat me to it...

[smelltheglove]

"Oh god! chili was the wrong thing to eat before getting in a space suit!"

[Dezerte]

"That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind" was the quote after Neil Armstrong took his first step on the moon. If you were the first person to step onto mars, what would you say to world watching that would completely destroy the moment?

Okay, it took me until the bold part to realize this wasn't about sex.

So, moving on. Perhaps a silence followed by "Guys, I really got to take a dump".

[Morden]

"WTF am I doing here? Carlsberg dont do pranks, but if they did..."

or if I wanted to wind up a few million people I would have to do: "Have you heard? about the bird? everybodys heard about the bird!!!" I think society would have collapsed before I returned home.

[Tradewind]

"**insert comment disparaging an entire race for no reason**"

[Gemini Soul]

"They say men are from mars but all i see are a bunch of naked female aliens"

[Deleted]

If it was an american expedition. "I claim this land in the name of Mother Russia."
Or maybe "Shit i left the Rover keys back at Houston."

[Symphonic]

I would say "You guys did a great job making this studio look like mars! Oh crap, was this on?" And then say something regal.

[Gemini Soul]

You hear a long loud and nasty fart, "Houston we have a problem, I just sharted"

[Templar 331]

Something like this. Or, "Now where here, lets go to Venus to pick up chicks."

[Deleted]

"You lost the game."

[Deleted]

"aaaannndddd cut!"

This wins. /10char

[Deleted]

[Realsykes]

"Dope."

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[Neetz]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...It's AN ASTEROID and it's heading for you guys. LOVE YOU MOM ARGHGHGHHH!! *crackle crackle*

[Powerogue]

"Are we done? Cut? Thank God, time for my lunch break!"

[Catta]

"Fuck, I just stepped in dog shit".

Nah, was just a


Ill show myself out.

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Cant... unhear...

[koodledrum]

"um guys, do Domino's deliver up here?"

"fuckin hell for small hands that Martian immigration officer REALLY tore me up!"

"I hereby claim this planet for the great nation of Scotland, get that RIGHT up ye ya german basturts, nae towels on the deckchairs here!"

[Neetz]

Fuck!! I left the flag on earth...