You know you are single for too long when....

[Ciddy]

When you fap thinking about other times you've fapped.

[Deleted]

When you fap thinking about other times you've fapped.

when you see a hot chick in a bar who's trying to seduce someone else and fails at it and intend to use that as fapping material instead of going for the rebound.

[Warwithin]

You suddenly think that your elderly neighbour doesen't look that old.

I lol'd so hard