You could have ended up dead or maimed.
I could cheer you up
Want me to link you a video of a woman having her head cut off with a small knife just cause she cheated some drug cartel
FFS theres worser things in this life believe me
Like someone else said earlier in this thread, memorize your SS#. Then, put the actual card itself in a fire-proof safe. I've always put my important documents in a safe, only to take them out when I need to use one or scan one.
I actually printed out the first picture, it helps. x)
"When I die I want the shaman class developers to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."
"Oh dear, I just lost my wallet, but nevermind, a parent on the other side of the world is mourning for their child today, la de da de da, I'm so lucky to be alive, that I don't even care I lost it!".
I would LOVE to see your reaction if you found out something terrible had happened to you, only for me to say "Grow up, someone else in the world is in a much worse state than you, you have no right to be upset, you selfish bar steward!".
You would probably tell me to fuck off.
Why couldn't anyone hear the pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P(ee) is silent!
I think we all can agree that the OP has been cheered plenty now and I'm just going to close this due to the high ammount of videos, gifs and what not.
Feel free to use the threads in Fun Stuff, for posting funny pictures/videos or use several threads in Chat Zone to say how your day was or how you feel!