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    Turalyon is missing because...

    He and his wife Sylvanas Winrunner are in the beginning stages of conversations with top Alliance figures to suss out how to end the conflicts on Azeroth, and it would be unseemly for him to be associating with anyone undead, betrothed or not. Anyone??

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    Turalyon's wife is Alleria; Sylvanas's older sister that is also missing.

    So most likely not.

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    I think you're mixed up on which Windrunner he's married to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    I think you're mixed up on which Windrunner he's married to.
    Sylvanas is pretty much the virgin banshee queen of the undead. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adocul View Post
    Sylvanas is pretty much the virgin banshee queen of the undead. Lol.
    Can the undead even...do it?
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    Turalyon is missing because..........
    ....he's dead..

    The orcs on Draenor saw him as a pink, tailless Draenai Vindicator (the only kind of Draenai that are considered strong enough to be an honorable kill) and slaughtered him, 2 minutes after he emerged from the Dark Portal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adocul View Post
    Sylvanas is pretty much the virgin banshee queen of the undead. Lol.
    No wonder why she seems so pissed. Kind of reminds me of the Aubrey Plaza "never faked an orcgasm" commercial. Her attitude leads me to believe she ahsn't had a real one either.

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    Turalyon is missing because...

    ...He was on a planet at the time it blew the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qprahwndfury View Post
    Turalyon's wife is Alleria; Sylvanas's older sister that is also missing.

    So most likely not.
    When he meets up with her (Alleria) at Hellfire, they pick up their friendship where it left off. Not their marriage. Meaning he's married to the other one.

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    i find odd that peoples don't even take into consideration that turalion and alleria will be back has enemies under the legion command.
    How about we let the parenting of kids to... their parents? No, seriously, World of Warcraft is a videogame. Gaming it's supposed to be a fun activity (if you have that fun through challenges, social interactions, etc is completely up to you). Not some kind of "School of Hard Knocks about the Real World".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarles Malarkey View Post
    Turalyon is missing because...

    ...He was on a planet at the time it blew the fuck up.
    Next expansion: Turalyon is flying above Outland with what appears to be long yellow hair and he also seems to be glowing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tenzing21 View Post
    When he meets up with her (Alleria) at Hellfire, they pick up their friendship where it left off. Not their marriage. Meaning he's married to the other one.
    Negative, tater tots. Sylvanas and Vareesa are listed as sister-in-laws on Wowwiki and Wowpedia. Turalyon and Alleria are friends-turned-lovers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    Can the undead even...do it?
    They can, but it's icky and they prefer not to.

    Don't ask how I know.
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    Turalyon is missing because... there isnt anything he wouldnt do, for a klondike bar. (thats for all you americans out there)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phasma View Post
    Next expansion: Turalyon is flying above Outland with what appears to be long yellow hair and he also seems to be glowing...
    Great. Now i'm imagining Turalyon is Lionwhyte. Thanks.

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    He is missing so that Blizz can bring him back in an upcoming xpac and be neutral.

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    ... Blizzard forgot about him when they did Burning Crusade.

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    Danath and Nazgrel ought to come back from Hellfire

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    A lot of better warcraft heroes are not being used. Not sure why but blizzard like to only really use a select few at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSaihah View Post
    They can, but it's icky and they prefer not to.

    Don't ask how I know.
    Ummm, how DO you know?
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