Now ever since I started playing LoL i've disliked Teemo, the more I play the angrier I get with him, he's just completely worthless.
What Teemo can do:
Kite - He has his shrooms and movement speed increase
Blind - Sure, blind the ADC, that helps... a bit
Shrooms - Grants some vision and are outright annoying.
Now Teemo excels during the laning phase, and can mess with a melee top for the earlier levels, however this doesn't justify how crap he becomes late-game.
He probably has the lowest damage output (outside of supports) in the game, his shrooms piss people off to such an extent they buy early oracles, messing up your teams wards in the process and he's a hit and run kind of champion, he attacks you, you smack him, he runs. in 99/100 cases the trades are never worth it due to his low damage, and the only time he wins in such a situation is if he makes the opponent angry enough to chase him through 3 turrets and 15 shrooms.
Now why the rage?
I just played yet another game where a player insisted on playing Teemo. Guess what? he couldn't do shit. His blinding dart does not account for his complete uselessness in teamfights, his "strong" early game gets shat on by a ganking jungler and so on and so forth.
Why do people insist on playing this worthless champion!? (