Would you eat a live pigeon for ten million dollars?

[Tastyfish]

For ten million dollars i would fuck the pigeon then eat it

This is the best one of them all, rite here. Hi5

[omgmewmewcat]

I will answer your questions by editing the OP. Look back up if you want an answer.

If I haven't quoted your answer, you can find your answer in the OP by reading it clearly.

So far, I've seen some funny replies. I hope you guys don't underestimate how extremely disgusting it is to eat a living pigeon however.

[demopolis]

Hell yes.

The bones might pose a technical challenge, though. What use is 10 million dollars if I choke to death :P

I think the feathers would be the hardest part.

[nitewarlord]

first i would calm it then breaks its neck by shaking it from the head, then i would try to pull the parts from it to make a plan of how i want to eat it, then i would close my eyes, put it in my mouth and think of nice food. Sure it can be done and i would definitely do it

[Kalyyn]

I think the feathers would be the hardest part.

Nah, digestive organs. Feathers would be tough to swallow, but they wouldn't taste that bad. You just have to spend extra time on each one.

[Tastyfish]

Everyone here would fail tho.
Your hands are tools, or you can make your hands into tools, to grind, pull, pluck, crack, tear, cut.. the various parts

[Kalyyn]

Everyone here would fail tho.
Your hands are tools, or you can make your hands into tools, to grind, pull, pluck, crack, tear, cut.. the various parts

He did say we can use our hands though. At least, I'm fairly sure he did...

[omgmewmewcat]

Everyone here would fail tho.
Your hands are tools, or you can make your hands into tools, to grind, pull, pluck, crack, tear, cut.. the various parts

Heh, yeah. I think a lot of people underestimate how difficult it is to do both physically and mentally.

For ten million though, I can understand that a lot of people would at least give it a try.

He did say we can use our hands though. At least, I'm fairly sure he did...

Yes, you can use your hands. You can do anything you want with it. Except, for example, pick up a knife and use the knife.

You have to use your bare hands, but in any way you want to. If you're a karate expert, go ahead and karate chop the pigeon in pieces. As long as you use your bare hands.

[obdigore]

Nah, digestive organs. Feathers would be tough to swallow, but they wouldn't taste that bad. You just have to spend extra time on each one.

Digestive organs wouldn't be bad. Just pretend it is pork belly or undercooked liver.

I maintain that the feet would be the hardest followed by the feathers. And the beak! Bones wouldn't be too bad, treat em like pretzel rods!

Do we get salt and pepper and a drink or anything? Because if I get some scotch in my and that was my only food source I'm pretty sure I wouldn't need any money :P

[Milmo]

Those fear factor girls had to drink a liter of donkey urine and semen for chump change, a pigeon sounds like a delight, for 10 million i'd even enjoy it.

[Kalyyn]

Digestive organs wouldn't be bad. Just pretend it is pork belly or undercooked liver.

I maintain that the feet would be the hardest followed by the feathers. And the beak! Bones wouldn't be too bad, treat em like pretzel rods!

Do we get salt and pepper and a drink or anything? Because if I get some scotch in my and that was my only food source I'm pretty sure I wouldn't need any money :P

I'd say it depends. Are the digestive organs empty and fresh? Great! They'll taste a bit odd, but that's no big issue. Are they full of the bird's last meal and covered in it's shit? That's gonna be rough...

Still worth it though.

[Seani]

are you serious? that's an easy 10 million. Who wouldn't do that?

[Kalyyn]

Those fear factor girls had to drink a liter of donkey urine and semen for chump change, a pigeon sounds like a delight, for 10 million i'd even enjoy it.

They drank donkey semen? Are you sure this was fear factor? It sounds like Mexican porn...

edit: Just googled that and... wow. I apologize for ever doubting you. Just... wow.

[Kaleredar]

I will answer your questions by editing the OP. Look back up if you want an answer.

If I haven't quoted your answer, you can find your answer in the OP by reading it clearly.

So far, I've seen some funny replies. I hope you guys don't underestimate how extremely disgusting it is to eat a living pigeon however.

PFtt, if it's disease free, hell yeah. Feathers would be a challenge, but that isn't too bad.

Nah, digestive organs. Feathers would be tough to swallow, but they wouldn't taste that bad. You just have to spend extra time on each one.

Pigeon's organs aren't very large. Their stomachs are no larger than your thumb, and the entirety of their intestines would fit easily in the palm of your hand.

[omgmewmewcat]

Do we get salt and pepper and a drink or anything? Because if I get some scotch in my and that was my only food source I'm pretty sure I wouldn't need any money :P

You get no salt, pepper or a drink. You get nothing with it. It's a plate with a pigeon on it, and that's it.

[Deleted]

For 10 million Dollars ? Oh ... I would do much more disgusting or sinister things for that amount of money.

Give me that fuckin pidgeon, its in for a bad day.

[obdigore]

I'd say it depends. Are the digestive organs empty and fresh? Great! They'll taste a bit odd, but that's no big issue. Are they full of the bird's last meal and covered in it's shit? That's gonna be rough...

Still worth it though.

I wonder if we can add stuff to it. Like can I get a bit tipsy beforehand, bring a footlong hot dog bun and a huge amount of ketchup and mustard?

[omgmewmewcat]

I wonder if we can add stuff to it. Like can I get a bit tipsy beforehand, bring a footlong hot dog bun and a huge amount of ketchup and mustard?

You can't.

[Deleted]

You know how much 10 million dollars is to the average person?

If it is physically possible then I will eat it, at any rate attempt it.

[obdigore]

You can't.

Well that would certainly make it harder. I'd still try it though.