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    Things that killed WoW (Humor)

    Hey, as we see, WoW has lost 100% subscribers and nobody plays it anymore, so I've found my old list of things that killed WoW and added new things!


    Things that killed WoW:
    • /b/
    • /pizza
    • 3 talent trees
    • 4chan
    • 9/11
    • 10 man raids
    • 25 man raids
    • 40 man raids
    • 85 lvls is too much
    • 85-90 leveling
    • 90 levels
    • 1994
    • AH prices (epix y u no free?)
    • Ability to change faction
    • Ability to change race
    • Ability to transfer from PVE to PVP servers
    • Achievements
    • Activision
    • Addition of battlegrounds
    • Age of Conan
    • Ahn'Qiraj, Scourge Invasion
    • Aion
    • All Mechanical
    • All Unspecified
    • Allah
    • All beasts
    • All blood elves
    • All draenei
    • All dragonkin
    • All druid forms
    • All goblins
    • All humans
    • Alliance
    • Alliance Shaman
    • All information about Wrath
    • All information released about TBC
    • All night elves
    • All taurens
    • All undeads
    • All worgens
    • Alphabetical order
    • Amy Winehouse
    • Apple
    • Archaeology
    • Arena-based gear rewards
    • Arenas
    • Armor
    • Armory
    • Arthas
    • Atheists
    • Athene
    • Attack
    • Attacking
    • Auction House
    • Auto-attack
    • Babies
    • Baine
    • Bans
    • Barbers
    • Battlegrounds
    • Beggars
    • Behemoth
    • Bill Gates
    • Bladestorm
    • Blizzard All-Stars
    • Blood Elves
    • Bloodlust
    • Bloodthirst
    • Blueposts
    • Bosses
    • Botters
    • Bows
    • Bronies
    • CC
    • Cadillacs
    • Cairne
    • Cancer
    • Casual players
    • Cata
    • Cataclysm
    • Celestial Steeds
    • Changes to Archaeology
    • Character recustomization
    • Chestpieces
    • China
    • Chris Metzen
    • Christians
    • Chuck Norris
    • Classes
    • Cold weather flying
    • Combining raid lockouts
    • Competition
    • Content recyclers
    • Cost of flight, Jewelcrafting
    • Cost of mammoths and motorcycles
    • Cross-realm PvE
    • Cross-realm PvP
    • Cross realm LFG
    • Currency
    • Cybersex
    • D-Day
    • DPS spec
    • Daily quests
    • Dance studio
    • Darkmoon Faire
    • Deadmines was merely a setback!
    • Death Knights
    • Death Metal
    • Deathwing's jaw
    • Did I say blood elfs?
    • Ding sound
    • Disenchant option added to Need/Greed
    • Dispels
    • DoTs
    • Dr. House
    • Dragon Soul
    • Druids
    • Dsk792
    • Dual specs
    • Dungeon Finder
    • Dungeon boosts
    • Dungeons
    • Dwarves
    • Enough time
    • Everything about battlegrounds
    • F.3.A.R.
    • Facebook games
    • Failure to revamp old world areas
    • Fall damage negation of mammoths and motorcycles
    • Fapping
    • Fast leveling
    • Flight form
    • Flying mounts
    • Forest just a setback!
    • Forums
    • Frostbolt
    • GMs
    • Gallywix
    • Garfield
    • Garrosh
    • Garrosh's jaw
    • Ghostcrawler
    • Gingers that are ginging
    • Gnolls
    • Gnomes
    • Goblins for the Horde
    • Gold
    • Gold farmers
    • Gold plz
    • Granny porn
    • Graphics
    • Great Gatsby
    • Ground mounts
    • Guess who? You.
    • Guild Wars
    • Guild Wars 2
    • Guild Wars: Factions
    • Guild Wars: Nightfall
    • Guilds
    • Hackers
    • Haircuts
    • Hardcore players
    • Haters that are hating
    • Healing spec
    • Hearthstone
    • Herbs
    • Hero classes
    • Heroic Strike
    • Heteros
    • Hm, did I say blood elves?
    • HoTs
    • Hogger
    • Holding people accountable to the Terms of Use
    • Holiday events
    • Homosexuals
    • Horde
    • Horde Paladins
    • Horde vs Alliance conflict
    • Hunters
    • I CAN'T AVADA KEDAVRA WITH MY WAND OGMOGMOGM
    • Icecrown Citadel
    • Illidan being killable
    • Implementation of dishonor
    • Implementation of honor
    • In-game lifestyle
    • Inability to change race or faction
    • Inability to start a new character of any class at 55 or higher
    • Inability to transfer from PVE to PVP servers
    • Initial announcement, then delay, then lack of information, then announcement, of the new X-53 Touring Rocket RAF reward mount
    • Instance-based reputations
    • Interface
    • Internet required to play
    • Introduction of RealID as a matter of mandatory disclosure for forum participation
    • Introduction of RealID as an option to the game servers
    • Iron Man 3
    • Jaina
    • Japan
    • Jesus
    • Jews
    • Justin Bieber
    • KTO Z POLSKI ("WHO BE FRUM POLAND")
    • LFG channel
    • Lack of a dance studio
    • Lack of battlegrounds
    • Lack of dishonor
    • Lack of honor
    • Lack of information about Wrath
    • Lady Gaga
    • Lags
    • Lay on Hands
    • Lei Shen
    • Leveling
    • Lockout sharing
    • Logo
    • Long queue times
    • Loot
    • Lor'themar Ther... who?
    • Lore
    • Losing
    • Lost
    • MMO-Champion
    • MMO-C mods
    • MSV
    • Machinimas
    • Mages
    • Malfurion
    • Map
    • Meeting stones
    • Memes
    • Message is too short
    • Metin
    • Microsoft
    • Miley Cyrus
    • Minecraft
    • Minesweeper soundtrack
    • Minimap
    • Minimum PC settings
    • Mists of Pandaria
    • Molten Core was merely a setback!
    • Money
    • Mountain Dew Game Fuel
    • Mudkipz
    • Muradin
    • Music
    • Music in wow
    • Muslims
    • Name
    • Naxxramas was merely a setback!
    • Nerfbat
    • Neverwinter Online
    • New race/class combinations
    • Noobs
    • Normal leveling
    • Not enough time
    • Number of arena teams one player can have
    • OP's editing and chameleon sig
    • OP, because OP is always a faggot.
    • Obama
    • Only 85 lvls
    • Orcs Must Die! 2
    • Ores
    • Osama
    • Other games
    • Pala bubble
    • Paladins
    • Paladins again
    • Pandarens
    • Pandaria
    • Pandaria
    • Patches are too soon, Executus!
    • Pay2Play
    • Period
    • Perm bans
    • Playable Blood Elves, playable Draenei
    • Playable wisps
    • Player portrait
    • Players
    • Playing
    • Playstation
    • Playstation 2
    • Playstation 3
    • Playstation Portable
    • Playstation Vita
    • Poland
    • Polymorphs
    • Ponies (except Twilight Sparkle)
    • Porn
    • Portal 2
    • Possibility to die
    • Priests
    • Prison Break
    • Proffessions
    • Purchasable vanity pets
    • PvE
    • PvP
    • QQers
    • RNG
    • RP
    • Ra-den
    • Races
    • Radeghost
    • Ragnaros, because...
    • Raids
    • Rammstein
    • Rank rewards, decaying rank
    • Raw WoW with no expansions
    • Razer Naga
    • Real ID
    • Real life
    • Recycling new content
    • Recycling old content
    • Religion
    • Removal of PVP titles
    • Removal of Path of the Titans
    • Removal of dishonor
    • Removal of fall damage negation from mammoths and motorcycles
    • Removal of rank decay
    • Removal of rooftop camping
    • Removal of wall walking
    • Respecs
    • Revamped old world areas
    • Revamping of Onyxia’s Lair
    • Rift
    • Robes
    • Rogues
    • Rooftop camping
    • Runescape
    • SWTOR
    • Shadowfang Keep was merely a setback!
    • Shamans
    • Sha of Pride
    • Sha of Wowisdead
    • Shoulderplates
    • Siege engines
    • Slackers that are slacking
    • Slenderman
    • Slow leveling
    • Smolensk
    • Spellbook
    • Spirit of Competition
    • Star Wars
    • Stay2Slay (?)
    • Steam
    • Steelseries
    • Steve Jobs
    • Streaming Blizzcon ’09 on pay per view
    • Stripping down female chars. IT'S DEMORALIZING! WoW should be banned and all Blizzard developers should be imprisoned!
    • Stuns
    • Subscribers
    • Supernatural
    • Swifty
    • Swimming mounts
    • Sylvanas
    • TBC
    • Talent specs
    • Tank spec
    • Targetting
    • Temp bans
    • Tempest Keep was merely a setback!
    • The Scrubs
    • The lack of information about TBC
    • This thread
    • Thrall
    • Thrall that's not dead
    • Threads like this
    • Tibia
    • Time
    • Timing of the release of TBC
    • Tinfoil Hat
    • ToC
    • Totems
    • Trolling, because it's a art
    • Twinking
    • Tyrande
    • Unreal ID
    • Varian
    • Varian's jaw
    • Velen
    • Vista
    • W.
    • Warcraft III
    • Warden
    • Warlocks
    • Warriors
    • Weapons are gay too, they ruined my life
    • Weekly maintenance and patches 1.1 through the current one inclusive.
    • Windows
    • Windows 7
    • Windows Mobile
    • Winning
    • Wintergrasp being a PVP zone
    • Witcher 2
    • Withdrawing
    • WoW
    • WoW Vanilla alpha of beta's alpha
    • WoW Y U FREE 1-20?
    • WoW Y U NO FREE
    • WoW haters
    • WoW lovers
    • WoW signatures
    • Worgen for the Alliance
    • World PvP
    • World War I
    • World War II
    • World War III too
    • WotLK
    • Wow sounds
    • Xbox
    • Xbox 360
    • Y U NO ALLOW MY CHAR TO TAKE A SHOWER
    • Yo dawg so i herd wows dead
    • You
    • You
    • You again
    • Zul
    • Zul'Aman was merely a setback!
    • Zul'Gurub, the cost of mounts
    • Zul'Gurub was merely a setback!
    • anons
    • iPad
    • iPhone
    • iPod
    • moot
    • pl???
    • swe???


    If you know what killed WoW, post it here, I'll add it!
    Last edited by Radeghost; 2013-05-09 at 11:57 AM.

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    Warchief Saluin's Avatar
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    I think you pretty much covered it :P

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    How can you skip TOC and Dragon Soul? They fucked it

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    I think I love you OP.

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    I aggree about 9/11 yes 9/11 totaly ruined the game!
    Stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radeghost View Post
    Hey, as we see, WoW lost 100% subscribers and nobody plays it anymore, so I've found my old list of things that killed WoW and added new things!
    (this is fun thread so don't be hating on that)


    Things that killed WoW:
    • swe???


    If you know what killed WoW, post it here, I'll add it!
    That's racist!

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    Hahaha, this is perfect.

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    I'm sicken tired of these threads... Stop it already!!

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    badgers, badgers killed wow

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    There were some good ones in there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Asmodias View Post
    Sadly, with those actors... the "XXX Adaptation" should really be called 50 shades of watch a different porno.
    http://us.battle.net/wow/en/characte...ggars/advanced - Main
    http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/I.../hero/41277433 -D3 Char, totally not boosted.

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    I'm just amazed you took the time to do this. I'm impressed.

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    Korea did it... oh, and Zul'Again.

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    >posting /b/
    >not /v/
    YOU HAD ONE JOB OP

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    Don't forget Communism, the Arab Spring, Oprah and The Queen of England.
    Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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    Why is Jeeves not on that list

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    Bravo, OP. I lost it at "9/11", and again at "fapping", among others.

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    Speaking of that, up to this day, I'm still waiting for my Dance Studio!

    OP: you forgot these

    Onyxia
    Onyxia Reborn
    Onyxia Reborn in BWD
    Much love to Indicate for creating. Eis' work

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    Deffinitely swe!

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    I am beyond shocked that Frost Shock is not on the list.


    You see what I did there?
    Shaman Warrior Monk Rogue

    Stream
    When I feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. I stroke the dick and feel I have sex with the earth. All becoming calm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panszer View Post
    I'm sicken tired of these threads... Stop it already!!
    You forgot guys like this.

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