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    Garrosh Should Start Mixing Orcs and Animals

    Imagine how awesome it would be if the mobs in siege of orgrimmar were part orcs part animals from durotar and the barrens? let me give some examples:

    Porcs - these pig orcs are the most basic of the animal orcs. they fight like warriors, charging and yelling a lot;
    Scorcs - these scorpid orcs are fast and dangerous. they fight like rogues, with speed and sharp poisonous tails;
    Vultorcs - these vulture orcs fly in the sky. the raid must avoid the stuff they throw while ranged dps attack them;
    Kodorcs - these kodo orcs are heavy elite units. they are essentially like porcs but much stronger, with much more HP and they don't yell;
    Liorcs - these lion orcs are among the best of the animal orcs. they fight like a mix of porc and scorc (with no poison), charging, roaring, slashing and hacking with extreme fury;

    General Wyvern - the leader of the animal orcs and the strongest among them. he fights like a liorc, but he has the poison attacks from the scorcs and he can fly like a vultorc. he's a badass boss

    I might be slightly drunk
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    Excuse me, I'll have to go puke somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokaproductionist View Post
    Excuse me, I'll have to go puke somewhere.
    how come you're the one puking if I'm the one who's drunk? lol
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    Do you have a picture of how to mix an orc with an animal?
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    Centorc


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    This is a horrifying idea that I'm not sure I can scrub out of my brain



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    Quote Originally Posted by checking facts View Post
    how come you're the one puking if I'm the one who's drunk? lol
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    You mean Orcs -aren't- animals? /mind blown

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    The Lightbringer Valarius's Avatar
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    Porcs - these pig orcs are the most basic of the animal orcs. they fight like warriors, charging and yelling a lot;
    Definitely my favourite. Everytime I read it I can't help but laugh.


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    World of Warcraft: Impossible Creatures Edition.
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    Uhh.. I'd rather they not disgrace my favorite race even further

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    The Lightbringer Valarius's Avatar
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    Horcs.

    Like Centorcs but instead of a horse's body with an Orc head, it's an Orc's legs + torso with a horse's head and arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithfin View Post
    Erm.... purrcs?
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    But... I always thought Orcs ARE already some mix of pigs and something else.

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    Carrorc's - Half orc, half carrot - now rich in vitamin A.

    Orctatos - Half orc, half potato - full retard
    Last edited by Arrashi; 2013-05-13 at 04:24 PM.

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    That is just wrong on so many levels.

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    I... don't know... what to say to this.

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