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  1. #21
    I like to believe that my Rogue had a thing for Confessor Paletress at the Argent Tournament.

    You couldn't imagine his delight when he pickpocketed a bunch of grapes from her when she entered the tourney to fight us. He believes it was a gift for him. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    He's just talking about having an LI like in Mass Effect.
    ...and that whole "Elder Scrolls" series that's been around for several decades, being the second oldest continuing RPG in video game history and all...
    "Tell them only that the Lich King is dead... and that World of Warcraft... died with him..."

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    That's the ONLY reason you would post 9600 posts over 3 years: a mission of hate.

  2. #22
    Mechagnome Tripz's Avatar
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    In some small dive."
    My Male troll always had an eye for Mojodishu :P
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    I hear in order to get the browser attunement, you first had to run heroic Internet.

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    The Lightbringer Uennie's Avatar
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    If my character as an individual (not a projection or avatar of myself) was for some reason inserted into lore and she was a lesbian ...

    Moira, assuming whatever magic made that happen, because I think it would be a really interesting story if the heir of Ironforge had two mommies (and one is Horde ahahaha).

  4. #24
    This thread is hilarious and disturbing.
    Last edited by Celista; 2013-05-14 at 07:20 AM.
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    The ignorance on this thread gave me cancer. At least I have insurance. Thanks, Obama!

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by muto View Post
    my blood elf priest would date my blood elf paladin. The sex would be divine.
    so punny lol

  6. #26
    My life would be complete, I wouldnt need an IRL one

  7. #27
    Why does it have to be an NPC? I play on an RP server, the last year or so my character and another have been trying to keep their hands off each other because the other person is already involved and has a child with someone. It's great fun playing it out, though nothing girlfriend-y ever really comes of it.

  8. #28
    Legendary! Arrashi's Avatar
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    Beautiful city of Duwang
    My guardian druid (in bear form) would love to know li li a little closer. I swear she said she's 18 !!!!
    My blood elf hunter would go for loli version of herself. Playing with yourself brought to next level.
    My Dk... well.... ghoul with boobs ?

  9. #29
    Banned True Anarch's Avatar
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    I think about making babies with Tyrande and Alexstrasza a lot.

    Sometimes I secretly think about hugging Voljin too.

    Mod edit: Absolutely not okay.
    Last edited by Elysia; 2013-05-14 at 08:32 AM.

  10. #30
    I sometimes play a gnarly old orc warlock; almost completely bald ontop, stiff wirey white beard all the way down to his waist, hunched over and gangly from age. I'm talking First War "Orcs vs. Human" veteran kind of old. One day while passing through the Blasted Lands he ran into an old war "friend", Lady Sevine, only she was still young and vibrant as they had been long ago.

    She convinced him to stay awhile. They stayed up all night reminiscing about the war, the differing paths their studies had taken since then (she showed him her latest book, he found it a bit too heavy on symbolism), summer nights spent in Nagrand before the world was sundered. She told him about the new master she served, and how the Burning Legion rewarded its servants in ways that Thrall's Horde never could. She promised him the vigor of his youth back, tantalized him with secrets of demonic powers straight from the source, and of course, a respite from the bitter loneliness of his venerable days. All she asked in return was his soul.

    He gave some serious consideration to her proposal, then slew her with an enchanted weapon and drew her soul into a shard. To this day he still keeps it close to his heart; not out of sentiment of lost love, but as a bitter reminder of the fate of those who sell their souls to the Legion.

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    Mechagnome Thulyn's Avatar
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    Somewhere in Norway.
    Gamon? hahah

  12. #32
    In de bank in Silvermoon city i always went to Novia. She was always so nice to me

  13. #33
    Some people have real lives and do not think about this type of creepy stuff :S

  14. #34
    But why..?

  15. #35
    Children's Week is heaven for my druid pedo bear.

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    Herald of the Titans Wishblade's Avatar
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    Can't say there's any NPC's that really struck me as romance material for my characters... So guess they'll stay forever alone unless they were RP'ing.

    "Reminds me of a dog. You stare at it while it's playing outside, running around in a circle, then stopping up, wagging with a wide "grin", jumping around until you call for the dog. Then it lowers its tail because it think it's done something bad and then you throw the ball, seeing the tail go straight into the air in bliss! ^^" - Gehco

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    Scarab Lord Ciddy's Avatar
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    Uh.....I play a male dwarf, so I'm not too sure what would best fit there. I guess one of those Dark Iron chicks in the BRD bar. Or that one female dwarf who keeps running through Ironforge screaming about bread for sale.

    Also I play a couple of male human characters, in which case one of those hot female villians in the slutty/revealing outfits (Vanessa Vancleef, Whitemane, etc) would do.
    Last edited by Ciddy; 2013-05-14 at 04:39 PM.

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