I think Turkey would argue that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling
That fabric softener teddy bear...oooh I'm 'a hunt that little bitch down.
You're right except for 2 things.
1. My name is spelt "God" not "Loucious-sama".
2. I'm not a man, because man is inherently flawed. I am in fact a being so far beyond your comprehension that archaic constraints like flesh, blood, time and consequently, gender, have no meaning to me.