Labour pain simulation

[SturdyGamer]

I'm not sure what the point of this is meant to be, especially since we already live in a society where displaying any weakness as a man is typically frowned upon. I'm lucky enough to have a pretty high pain threshold, though the worst pain I have ever experienced was coming dangerously close to having a burst appendix. It felt like I was being stabbed repeatedly. Yet despite enduring that I don't go around telling other people that their pain is meaningless just because they haven't experienced it themselves or are afflicted by a much more minor bout of pain.

[Squeezus]

There are different kinds of pain and different responses to it. Studies show women can tolerate pain better than men, but women also feel more pain. So if you have the same thing happening to both women may have more issues than men but it is due to increased pain sense. Plus, the same type of thing an be said from person to person as well, it's just that on average between the sexes that is how it works.

Being in control of something that is causing you pain is also different than something that just happens to you. So forcing a baby out is going to be harder to deal with then the equal pain stimuli coming from someone else.
I know some women who say after having one kid the rest pretty much fall out and pain isn't an issue, but that obviously isn't the case for all.


I actually suffer from kidney stones. The first one I had I was in the ER twice and basically in bed chain popping narcotics for 10 days straight. It is the closest I have ever come to what I would consider even thinking about actual suicide.

The second kidney stone I had I didn't even realize I had one until they did a scan and found it. I only had slight pain that was coming and going. It just all depends.

I'll also add that I have been very accident prone in my life. Bone breaks, large cuts, stitches, surgeries, etc. So I have felt a lot of different types of pain.

[Masark]

Some people like to test their pain thresholds, for example by hanging from meathooks, getting branded etc.

Having decorative holes poked in them?

[Laize]

I would counter everything said in this thread about pregnancy, balls, kidney stones or whatever and say that anyone who thinks those things are the worst pain ever has never had a serious back injury. But then I realize that large, severe burns are likely way more painful even than that.

Ordinary kidney stones I'd agree with. I had a kidney stone, however, that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. It was 11 mm and refused to pass. It caused a ruptured fornix and the pain was so excruciating it took 2 IV injections of Dilaudid (20x stronger than morphine) to quiet the pain. This was AFTER an IV injection of morphine which I accused of being a placebo.

[Deleted]

You know people pay good money for that to happen.

They should ask me, I will kick them for free.

[Tradewind]

They should ask me, I will kick them for free.

Duuuude, doing it wrong. If they are willing to pay, let them.

[Shepherd57]

Well I have never seen a women vomit and collapse to the floor in tears because of labour pains. It doesn't matter how big or tough you are, smashed testicles means you are out of the fight.

Have you seen labor pains? Vomitting is a well documented during labor.

[Zonas]

Aren't most women, who aren't dirt poor at least, drugged up to all hell anyway? I mean, not to split hairs or anything, but most men don't get morphine immediately shoved into them for their pains.

[Deleted]

Duuuude, doing it wrong. If they are willing to pay, let them.

I do it for pleasure, not the money, I am not a whore.

[Ebildays]

They should ask me, I will kick them for free.

Trying to put people out of work

[Tradewind]

I do it for pleasure, not the money, I am not a whore.

This sounds like Socialist Ball Kicking.

[Deleted]

This sounds like Socialist Ball Kicking.

Communist ball kicking, everyone should have equally smashed knackers (except for me).

[Deleted]

Aren't most women, who aren't dirt poor at least, drugged up to all hell anyway? I mean, not to split hairs or anything, but most men don't get morphine immediately shoved into them for their pains.

Uh, pain is probably not gonna be my worry when the time comes tbh, worry about potential life-threatening consequences on the other hand would be. But then again, that might change when it's actually time for that.. :C

[Tradewind]

Communist ball kicking, everyone should have equally smashed knackers (except for me).

But why should people get their balls smashed for free?! My taxes are paying for it!

[Solidito]

Anyone that claims childbirth is the most painful thing ever has never been kicked in the balls.

Or had to pass a kidney stone.

[Deleted]

Or had to pass a kidney stone.

Few people can relate to kidney stones, but every male knows what a bludgeoned testicle feels like.

[Orange Joe]

Being kicked in the balls can be cured by grabbing the affected male under the armpits and jolting him downwards to knock them back into place.

Labour requires pushing out a baby.

You clearly have never been kicked in the balls.

[Deleted]

Yeah so I witnessed my ex-wife go through labour with only gas as pain relief and she didn't make that much of a deal about it. She was also USELESS with pain.

[Deleted]

I do it for pleasure, not the money, I am not a whore.

My employer tried to pay me a wage.

What does he think I am? A whore?

[Chrysia]

Hasn't this been scientifically backed up also now? There is a pain measurement scale, and I recall being kicked in the testicles being one of, if not, the highest level of pain available?

I heard (not sure if this is true) that there are over 1 kilometre of nerves in the testicles. Imagine a kilometre of your nerves all being smashed at one! Twice!

That entire "scale of pain" is fake, and has been debunked by every scientist that specializes in anything related.