Political damned if you do damned if you don'ts

[warlocked]

So, it seems looking at politics that there are definate things which condemn you no matter what. I'm curious to find out how many there are. Here's a few I've noticed


Investing in Green companies, on global warming

Do: You are lying about AGW in order to make a profit
Don't: You are all talk and unwilling to put skin in game


Corporate experience:

Have: Clearly in bed with other CEOs
Haven't: Clearly no idea how private industry works

Government experience:

Have: clearly in league with corrupt officials, will bend over to public sector
Haven't: clearly inexperienced and thus shouldn't be running


I'm curious as to what others have noticed

[DEATHETERNAL]

Support liberty:

Have: Clearly hate black people and want to "put y'all back in chains"
Haven't: Clearly hate black people and want to "put y'all back in chains"

Entitlement spending:

Have: Clearly don't care about the budget, want the nation to go bankrupt and are treasonous
Haven't: Clearly hate old people, black people, hispanic people, poor people, and anyone not a white Christian male

[Adam Jensen]

Offer proof to morons who are convinced you weren't born in America

Do: It's a fake
Don't: You're hiding something.