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    Is it true having sex will change you into a evil person?

    They say after having sex the first time, your life changes for the worse, and you become a crazier and more unstable person.

    True?
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    Of course.

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    My troll-warning just went off...

    But for the sake of the lulz: Of course it does! The minute you have sex your soul belongs to Satan!
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    Absolute garbage.

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    I wouldn't know the difference, I've been batshit crazy since birth xD

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    When you say 'they', are you referring to the voices?

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    the first time i had sex i also injected 3 WHOLE Marajuanas...im going to hell

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    Only buttsex, without lube.
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    This is truly hilarious and expected from Salandrin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nailbomb View Post
    the first time i had sex i also injected 3 WHOLE Marajuanas...im going to hell
    Yes, let's not forget sex inevitably leads to drugs and alcohol as well.
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    oh these Saladrin threads are fun. I guess we can assume you never had sex? good, because yes it will totally fuck your shit up.

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    And this is why I cut off my junk.

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    Salandrin posts a thread about sex and evil.... This explains *SO MUCH*!.

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    After my first time having sex, I accidentally a whole schoolbus of children.
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    Oh yeah dude totally, you don't wanna go down that road. It'll be the worst mistake of your life,.

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