Which characters Body do you wish you had? (Male Edition)

[Trassk]

Gents (or ladies who feel they would want to), on a day to day level of your own personal interest, based on wishful thinking or outright desire, looking at the list of playable warcraft character we have, which of the ones we can choose from would you like, if you had the choice in real life, to have the most.

Rules:

- This is not a 'which race is sexiest to you' thread. This is more based upon your own personal preference to 'If I could have that characters body irl, who would it be?'
- Slight interpretation of a race is allowed, for example trolls have different body types given the skinny jungle trolls or bulky forest trolls (give description if so).

There will be a girls edition of this thread too.

[Thelxi]

Male Belf proportions are the most realistic.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Panda for sure. Look at those abs.

[Blufossa]

Draenei.

Because those thick tummy muscles are like real bodybuilders and keep your spine from breaking when heavy lifting (or punching lol).

EDIT: I'm female btw.

[Omertocracy]

I'll trade in my Pandaren for an Undead or Night Elf.

Panda for sure. Look at those abs.

Ab. Just one.

[Ragashii]

Human male for sure, without wrists I'm much less likely to develop carpal tunnel.

[Valiea]

Tauren, he's got the V.

[Venziir]

Male Belf proportions are the most realistic.

Eh, this day and age, the male pandaren beer-belly is the most realistic :P

[Nazmina]

Blood elf male is most real world human like buuuuuut, I think I'll go with worgen or Tauren.

[McNeil]

Thanks for reminding me how bad our playable models look like without gear :S

I'll be the boring guy to choose the human body. Now I notice how similiar the worgen and troll skeletons are

[Trassk]

I'll just add my own being draenei, that thick chest, huge arms, and having hooves? that would be awesome.

[Deleted]

Undead, so I could rip off my arm and throw it at someone for making me angry.

[AutomaticBadger]

Eh, this day and age, the male pandaren beer-belly is the most realistic :P

Speak for yourself. Granted while being shaped like a BE, though shorter but what is the average height anyway?, I'd say human if it weren't for the neck muscles that could turn you into a surf board in any waves

[Gamevizier]

Worgen... so i dont need to take a taxi everyday... and you know what those claws are good for???

back scratching!

[Deleted]

Goblin by long shot. Midget muscles for the win!

[Mesima]

Orc, but I'd like to keep my spine straight...

[MathAddict]

Male pandaren....

Some people want eight pack abs.....

I want a keg!!!!!!

[Deleted]

Voted blood elf, though I could take troll if they weren't haunched. Maybe something like Vol'jin. (of course, without tusks and 2 toes and fingers, 5 toes and 5 fingers at each hand and leg).

[Scummer]

Dwarf I guess.

I'd want something that wasn't Human but still looked familiar, doesn't have hunchback, hooves or fur. Gnomes are too small and Blood Elves are too skinny. Dwarves have got the brawn but aren't afraid to have a bit of belly!

Also that beard.

[Zaelsino]

I'm assuming you'd use your new body to join the circus if you didn't pick blood elf.

And even then, good luck hiding those ears... Ugh, still. Has to be BE.