'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Great Grandpa Samuel = Johnny Reb
Great Grandpa Jasper = Damn Yankee
I'm so confused!
Reminds me of a joke.
Romanian: Hungarian, your people killed Michael the Brave (famous Romanian king who fought the ottoman empire, betrayed and killed by a Hungarian general as part of the peace treaty the West had with the Ottomans). I'm gonna make you pay for that!
Hungarian: But...that was five hundred years ago.
Romanian: That may be but I just found out.