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    Anyone just give up & forget about their green fire quest? ...I'm just not gonna go.

    Jubeka: So, what do you do in your spare time WarlockJack?
    WarlockJack: Kanrethad.
    Jubeka: Kan- yeah, what do you do there?
    WarlockJack: I sit in a circle and I dps a green guy for the green fire quest.
    Jubeka: What's that?
    WarlockJack: Well see, they wrote all these quests to get green fire, and, uh, to make people feel special, they used a mechanic that screws you every chance it gets. So, like, instead of doing it 9 times, instead you'll be doing it 98 times. Uh, so I go through these thousands of phases and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my quest, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
    Jubeka: You're just not gonna go?
    WarlockJack: Yeah.
    Jubeka: Won't you miss out on Green Fire?
    WarlockJack: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
    Jubeka: So you're gonna quit the quest?
    WarlockJack: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh, I'm just gonna stop going.
    Jubeka: When did you decide all that?
    WarlockJack: About an hour ago.
    Jubeka: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another quest?
    WarlockJack: I don't think I'd like another quest.
    Jubeka: Well, what are you going to do about gold and repair bills and...
    WarlockJack: You know, I've never really liked paying repair bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
    Jubeka: Well, so what do you wanna do?
    WarlockJack: I wanna take you out for some int food, and then I wanna go back to the shrine and watch the pandas do Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Pandas do Kung Fu?
    Jubeka: [surprised] I love Panda Kung Fu.
    WarlockJack: Shado-Pan Monastery.
    Jubeka: Totally.
    WarlockJack: You should come over and watch Panda Kung Fu tonight.
    Jubeka: Okay, Okay, can we order some int food first? Okay?

    /Office Space

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    Yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead, and ask you to do a couple attempts on saturday.
    Oh, and before I forget. I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Sunday too. Yeah, We let some people go and we're going to need to play catch-up.
    Yeah, If you could do that, That would be greeaat.

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    While probably funny to some people there's not a whole lot to discuss in this topic. This joke would have been better off in the green fire thread located here: http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...hread-spoilers

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