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Brewmaster
Funniest thing you heard all week
For me I was watching tourettes guy and this is what happened.
Colgate: " Hello Colgate customer service . "
Tourettes guy: " YES, I bought your Colgate tooth PASTE! "
Tourettes guy: " THE ONE WITH TARTER CONTROL and it made me feel like a PIECE OF SHIT! "
Colgate: " Sir calm down. Sir please hold on one moment. "
* music started playing *
Tourettes guy: " I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION. Not that sting piece of shit!! "
* its the sting version *
tourettes guy: " FUCKKK DAMN IT!!! HOLY SHIT BAlSSS. "
Colgate: "Sir what is your problem. "
Tourettes GUy: yes I have bought your tooth paste the one with tarter control and it made me feel like a piece of shit
Colgate: Sir we can give you a-
Tourettes guy: I JUST PISSED MY SELF
* looks down his pants are wet *
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