For me I was watching tourettes guy and this is what happened.


Colgate: " Hello Colgate customer service . "

Tourettes guy: " YES, I bought your Colgate tooth PASTE! "

Tourettes guy: " THE ONE WITH TARTER CONTROL and it made me feel like a PIECE OF SHIT! "

Colgate: " Sir calm down. Sir please hold on one moment. "

* music started playing *

Tourettes guy: " I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION. Not that sting piece of shit!! "

* its the sting version *

tourettes guy: " FUCKKK DAMN IT!!! HOLY SHIT BAlSSS. "

Colgate: "Sir what is your problem. "

Tourettes GUy: yes I have bought your tooth paste the one with tarter control and it made me feel like a piece of shit

Colgate: Sir we can give you a-

Tourettes guy: I JUST PISSED MY SELF

* looks down his pants are wet *