Shadowform maybe? Turn into a shadow and do as I please.
Id definitely go for Portal. With the limitation of being key cities, I would have Los Angeles, New York, London, Tokyo, Berlin, Hong Kong, and Moscow, sit outside on the curb of La Guardia and go to town racking up the moneys. People would text me and be like "Yo im in London and need a port to LAX come get me." Portal over to London and port him to LAX and just get a buncha tag-a-long fares in the process. :P
Void Shift
Find very, very sick person. Void shift them. Hold onto sickness.
Find very, very awful person (murderers, child molesters, etc). Void Shift.
Two birds, one stone.
Dominate Mind would be an interesting one to have. You could make anyone do anything you want them to, even if it's only for 30 seconds.
Reincarnation would be another good one. Once you die, you pop it and bam, back to life with 20% of your life left to live again.
It's a little better than that, since WoW toons are all ultramarathoners who run everywhere, and that's their 'normal' speed. So take your running speed, which will be somewhere between maybe 6 mph if you're slow, to 25 mph if you're an Olymic 100m champion, and you get a respectable 20-75 mph. Not fast, but fast enough to be fun, at least, even for the sluggish.
Shapeshift, Resurrection, Reincarnation, and Dominate Mind. It's hard to narrow things down to just one.
EDIT: Portal is also pretty awesome... damn. WHY SO MANY GOOD ABILITIES?
No love for Counterspell?
Probably reincarnation, if I get hit by a bus it's np.
Blink. I hate travelling, it's a mundane task.
Did you comment in the thread just to be a smartass?
Astral Recall.
Or conjure refreshment table.
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What happens if you can't find said awful person before you succumb to the awful sickness?
Being able to fly at 9 mph would still be awesome. Not to mention you would be traveling a lot faster than someone walking / running 9 mph since you could simply fly over anything in your way.
(Normal movement speed in WoW is considered running, so to be more accurate it would be 310% running speed. Which means if the average person runs around 15 mph you would be flying over 40mph.)
wow, am i the only one wishing for rain of fire?? or some form of dot, like corruption or moonfire
or maybe summon doomguard, cuz quite frankly, who is going to say no to someone with a doomguard?
man this is a hard question... vanish says hi, ports are fun but dont have the bling factor as others. chain lightning would be sweet, but dangerous as hell if it were raining :P
i think doom guard or abyssal for me. but, it would be pretty sweet to walk into a hospital and cast revival to cure and heal everyone of everything.
either way, you would get mad tail
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Glyphed Resurrection. Someone sick? Kill him, ressurect him with full health. You would be like a god.
Atoms are liars, they make up everything!
Legacy of the Emperor. For those times when a cup of coffee just won't do it.
Sorry, but how many abilities in WoW *wouldn't* make you a god? Aside from most Warrior/Rogue abilities. Frostbolt? Fireball? Shadowbolt?
But yeah, Resurrection has the most use in our world, though you could argue how morally right that would be. There's quite a few ramifications to bringing a literal Resurrection spell into our world.