1. #1

    Rate the Pick Up Line Above You Out of 10

    The rules for this game are simple, post a pick up line and then the next person rates it, offers their reaction, and then posts a new pick up line below them.

    Example
    Person 1: Are you a polar bear? Because I think you just broke the ice.
    Person 2: 3/10, I personally think that pick up line is kind lame, yada yada yada yada, etc.
    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

    Alright, i'll start.

    Are you cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

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    Titan Adam Jensen's Avatar
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    5/10

    Hey baby, wanna fuck?

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

  3. #3
    9/10

    your ugly but you will do..

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    The Patient
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    9 /10

    Can I push your stool in?

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    5/10

    I find you attractive and interesting. My name is ____. If you want to talk, I will be over there playing pool one handed while juggling with the other hand and singing karaoke with my flawless baritone.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    6/10 It's too long, but the actions themselves would be impressive.

    "Hey, are you a Delcatty? 'cause you just used attract on me, and it was super effective."

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    7/10 because Pokemon.

    I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.


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    4/10

    Have you ever worked on a chicken farm? Because you sure can raise cocks.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  9. #9
    7/10 for cleverness

    Christmas one: Wanna take a trip to santa's south pole?

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by onesBronson View Post
    7/10 for cleverness

    Christmas one: Wanna take a trip to santa's south pole?
    6/10

    That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

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    6/10


    Come on then fatty...

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    7/10

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

    (I have a ton of these banked up for use on female friends, you'd be surprised at how often they actually work.)
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  13. #13
    9/10 Worked.

    Shamelessly stolen from SMBC:

    Hey baby, I don't mean to brag, but I'm a studentloanspaidoff-ionaire.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  14. #14
    5/10

    Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.

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    10/10 Pedophile


    Nice legs, what time do they open?

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    8/10

    If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me?
    [No!]
    Well I don't, so let's get to it.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

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    Moderator Splenda's Avatar
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    5/10

    Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?


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  18. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Splenda View Post
    5/10

    Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    5/10.

    I'm bad at pickup lines. Why don't we go to that bar over there and have some small talk?

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