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    The Patient Nonon Jakuzure's Avatar
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    [Movies] Syfy's done it again: Sharknado

    You really have to wonder what they were smoking when they come up with this stuff:



    This is just too funny, but I can't tell if they were trying to be serious or humorous.

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    Holy shit, they sure are using something good if they're coming up with that.

    Excuse me, are you saying something? Nah, you can't tell me nothing

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    Not as scary as Tornadoe
    It's like crossing an intersection. There's shit going on all over the place and you don't panic and act like an idiot then do you?

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    Omg it's Tara Reid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kynthrus View Post
    Not as scary as Tornadoe
    That's one windy deer. (Gavino)

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    The Scy-fy execs clearly pass around some potent shit.

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    Top contender for lowest rated movie on IMDB.

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    I HAVE to see this! I love these "so bad they are good" movies seriously, they make great watching in a group when you are all laughing at it. Though I have to say, sharks in a tornado isn't so far fetched, fish get sucked up into water spouts and dropped inland to rain fish, however the sharks would be dead and not that many of them plus they are much heavier than fish...

    The asylum make hilarious movies, I highly recommend snakes on a train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocky_rin View Post
    however the sharks would be dead and not that many of them plus they are much heavier than fish...
    They wouldn't necessarily be dead...there was once an actual, factual, account of a small shark that was caught by a bird of prey, dropped inland over a golf course, and was eventually returned to the ocean, alive. Now admittedly, they wouldn't live LONG, but a tornado could carry a live shark for a little ways at least. As for the weight, tornados can throw cars about, so...

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    I like how he cleaves the shark in 2 with a chain saw : |

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    I watched the first 15 minutes of this and couldn't take it. Normally even bad movies I can watch but damn this was really bad.

    In other news you should check this link, apparently this movie blew twitter up and tons of famous people were commenting on it.
    http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/sha...d-gifs/#page/1

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    don't sharks need water to survive. how are they flying through the air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokoshne View Post
    don't sharks need water to survive. how are they flying through the air.
    the tornado is making them fly through the air.

    how do they survive? stop using logic!

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    They forgot to attach lazors on them.. and where are their raptor mounts?

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    Look. It can't be worse than this piece of shit:



    Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokoshne View Post
    don't sharks need water to survive. how are they flying through the air.
    This is a film by a company that crossed an Octopus and a shark, Then had it run rampage through an island bar.
    Suspend you need for films to follow any sort of logic and just enjoy the freak show.

    If people would simply think of asylum as TROMA for the 2010's then life would be so much better.

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    Would totally see this

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    my favorite syfy movie was the killer piranha one, where a giant piranha eats a helicopter.
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    What is even better is the weather channel did a piece on why this could never happen.
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    Gotta be spoofing me right ?

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