Most Useless Super Powers

[Boricha]

The power to see in black and white whenever you choose

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The superpower to have the most comfortable ass in the world.

[GreatOak]

Here's the worst superhero

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_Fall_Off_Boy

[Rucati]

The ability to go invisible, but only while playing the trombone.

People would get absurdly confused and it'd be hilarious, but it has no practical use.

[OzoAndIndi]

Slightly heat resistant tongue, you can eat something from the microwave one minute sooner.

[Archangel Tyrael]

The ability to speak louder than any other person on the planet, but only if you're farting at the same time, and your farts are louder than your voice.

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The superpower to have the most comfortable ass in the world.

That's not useless, and I shit you not, I don't know if you know about this, but in Japan, there are these.... ''places'', where you can pay to sleep with your head on a ''butt pillow''... yup, you literally pay to sleep using someone else's ass as a pillow.

I imagine the guy/girl with this ability could make a lot of money.

[Dreyen]

That super hero in southpark.. captain hindsight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkI691dxNg

[Terahertz]

Being able to flip burgers at a 5% increased rate than the fastest burger flipper in the universe.

[Archangel Tyrael]

Being able to flip burgers at a 5% increased rate than the fastest burger flipper in the universe.

At least you're guaranteed a job at McDonalds, so not as useless as it may seem.

[lakhesis]

Body Odor Man - the ability to alter how much you smell at will

[OzoAndIndi]

Being able to flip burgers at a 5% increased rate than the fastest burger flipper in the universe.

But then you are the fastest and have to keep increasing rate to become faster than yourself and eventually tear a hole in the universe.

[Angella]

Ability to enlarge your.. feet to whatever size you want. Rest of the body does not scale.

[Gheld]

The ability to solve paradoxes (but not be able to understandably express your solution to others).

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But then you are the fastest and have to keep increasing rate to become faster than yourself and eventually tear a hole in the universe.

Not necessarily. Because in order to be faster than yourself you also have to be slower than yourself. Otherwise being faster than yourself would make you too fast to be slow enough to be faster than?

[Palmz]

Being able to poop out of your mouth, pee with your fingers.

[Gwiez]

Immunity from all super powers, in a universe where there are no other super powers.

[Zalavaaris]

The ability to tell the past!

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ability to breathe under lava

[Curanhadin]

The power to see in black and white whenever you choose

That's simple anyone can do it, 1. Be in college 2. Donate blood at schools blood drive. 3. Skip class the rest of the day 4. Chug a bottle of vodka then start drinking a case of beer till passing out 5. Wake up the next day without dieing 6. If you completed all the previous steps everything should appear on a greyscale.

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[Seezer]

Boner Whiff. What are you even going to do with that? Smell a boner? Then what?