The power to see in black and white whenever you choose
The power to see in black and white whenever you choose
The superpower to have the most comfortable ass in the world.
Here's the worst superhero
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_Fall_Off_Boy
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
The ability to go invisible, but only while playing the trombone.
People would get absurdly confused and it'd be hilarious, but it has no practical use.
Slightly heat resistant tongue, you can eat something from the microwave one minute sooner.
The ability to speak louder than any other person on the planet, but only if you're farting at the same time, and your farts are louder than your voice.
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That's not useless, and I shit you not, I don't know if you know about this, but in Japan, there are these.... ''places'', where you can pay to sleep with your head on a ''butt pillow''... yup, you literally pay to sleep using someone else's ass as a pillow.
I imagine the guy/girl with this ability could make a lot of money.
That super hero in southpark.. captain hindsight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkI691dxNg
Being able to flip burgers at a 5% increased rate than the fastest burger flipper in the universe.
Body Odor Man - the ability to alter how much you smell at will
Ability to enlarge your.. feet to whatever size you want. Rest of the body does not scale.
The ability to solve paradoxes (but not be able to understandably express your solution to others).
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Not necessarily. Because in order to be faster than yourself you also have to be slower than yourself. Otherwise being faster than yourself would make you too fast to be slow enough to be faster than?
Being able to poop out of your mouth, pee with your fingers.
Palmz - Warlock
Imminent
JUICE
Eternal Reign
Infallible
Duality
Immunity from all super powers, in a universe where there are no other super powers.
ability to breathe under lava
That's simple anyone can do it, 1. Be in college 2. Donate blood at schools blood drive. 3. Skip class the rest of the day 4. Chug a bottle of vodka then start drinking a case of beer till passing out 5. Wake up the next day without dieing 6. If you completed all the previous steps everything should appear on a greyscale.
Here's to you and here's to me. The best of guildmates we shall be. And if ever we should disagree. /Gkick you, and here's to me.
Boner Whiff. What are you even going to do with that? Smell a boner? Then what?