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    My bday is in 3 days

    What you get me? I'm 24 so I'll accept things such as massive black dildos, blow up dolls, video games, personal escort, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazuli View Post
    What you get me? I'm 24 so I'll accept things such as massive black dildos, blow up dolls, video games, personal escort, etc.
    More than likely all you will get is an infraction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazuli View Post
    What you get me? I'm 24 so I'll accept things such as massive black dildos, blow up dolls, video games, personal escort, etc.
    http://www.wowhead.com/item=3857

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    My birthday gift to you is good old advice. Talk about personal issues/stuff to people who actually give a shit. I took the bait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meteoria View Post
    Ty sir very much appreciated. Fucks are hard to come by these days.

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    Better question is where is all of our birthday gifts Lazuli? There are a lot of people here on mmo champion and you have been slacking on your gift giving.

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    Buy cakes or gtfo.

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    Sorry... you forgivez?


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    I'm turning 23 tomorrow. Will you give me a birthday present?

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    Do you already have a Snuggie? :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    I'm turning 23 tomorrow. Will you give me a birthday present?
    I'll give you the fuck that meteor gave me <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Starquake View Post
    Do you already have a Snuggie? :3
    Nope :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazuli View Post
    I'll give you the fuck that meteor gave me <3
    Regifting, frugal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazuli View Post
    What you get me? I'm 24 so I'll accept things such as massive black dildos, blow up dolls, video games, personal escort, etc.
    I was planning on getting you something, but it was my birthday last week and you didn't get me anything, so I called up Kate Upton and told her not to go by your place.

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    So many fucks has already been gifted, hmm.. I will gift you this question mark

    >?<, yes this one.


    It is yours to do as you wish with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anyaka21 View Post
    I was planning on getting you something, but it was my birthday last week and you didn't get me anything, so I called up Kate Upton and told her not to go by your place.
    So harsh


    Quote Originally Posted by Jevlin View Post
    So many fucks has already been gifted, hmm.. I will gift you this question mark

    >?<, yes this one.


    It is yours to do as you wish with.
    Ty sir, I will invest.

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    I would give you an autographed picture of Burt Reynolds naked but Im saving it for someone special

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    I hope you have a happy birthday, but I suggest you find a more appropriate venue to share your wishlist.


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