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    The Mighty Cookie Game.

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    Thank me later new comers.


    http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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    168mil/second

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    ...you sir are evil.

    ...thank you. >_<
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    It's surprisingly addictive (just like cookies0. I'm at a standstill though. 40m/sec, so it's gonna take a long time build up the rest of the upgrades. 35 time machines, and they're at a 35 billion cost now, so getting to 50 is gonna be a pain, plus the trillion+ cookies cost for the upgrade. I'm 5 cursors away from 160, but they're at 38 billion cost. ~The waiting, is the hardest, part~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wokopoly View Post
    Thank me later new comers.


    http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
    YOU ASS!!!

    I've been clicking for 10 minutes non-stop, my hand hurt but I can't stop. NEED. MORE. COOKIES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuma View Post
    YOU ASS!!!

    I've been clicking for 10 minutes non-stop, my hand hurt but I can't stop. NEED. MORE. COOKIES.
    It's ok

    You get to a point where clicking has no real impact and it's all about tabbing back to buy upgrades

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakobro View Post
    It's ok

    You get to a point where clicking has no real impact and it's all about tabbing back to buy upgrades
    Yeah, gonna leave this running while I go to bed . . .

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    this is amazing

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    Would it still count if I put my computer to sleep or would that stop the cookie count?

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    What amazes me about this game is, when you get right down to it, that it's really nothing but an over glorified calculator. :P

    And yet, somehow, it's strangely well polished and fun to do! ^_^ I can't even say "play"... because there's really not a lot of actual physical play here. But it's just... strangely fun! :P
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    Love such games

    That being said, if anyone wants to skip the clicking part / cheat, use this ahk script:

    toggle = 0
    #MaxThreadsPerHotkey 2

    F8::
    Toggle := !Toggle
    While Toggle{
    Click
    Send a
    sleep 2
    }
    return


    Point the cursor on the cookie, press F8 to start, F8 to end auto clicking. You can change the "sleep 2" to some other number, it means how much time there is between clicks - it's in miliseconds, so 2 is 2 miliseconds.

    Last edited by Grable; 2013-08-29 at 10:06 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakobro View Post
    It's ok

    You get to a point where clicking has no real impact and it's all about tabbing back to buy upgrades
    when i first found this game a few months back i just left it on over night when i had a few factories :P

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    oh wow, that game has changed since i played it, when i did it, it was just a white screen with a small cookie in the middle and a few pictures of upgrades down the side!
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    http://progressquest.com/ Another similar game.
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    I’m not that arrogant.

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    javascript: Game.cookies = 99999999999999999;

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    It's a good way to pass time at work.

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    now, i'm drafting excel sheet for the optimal coockies maker build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vankrys View Post
    now, i'm drafting excel sheet for the optimal coockies maker build.
    some on reddit already did that for the original game, lots of math involved on what was best to purchase :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuma View Post
    Would it still count if I put my computer to sleep or would that stop the cookie count?
    Nope! My computer went to sleep while I was asleep and I came back with 500,000,000 cookies!

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    Currently at 42 billion cookies, 50 billion more and time machines grant double cookies :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by zito View Post
    Currently at 42 billion cookies, 50 billion more and time machines grant double cookies :/
    ive had mine running for a while,

    im only at 2.5million cookies a second

    i gotta wait so long before i can buy anything now, then when i do buy something you can barely notice the increase.


    it costs me 1billion cookies just for a 5% increase

    so 1billion cookies spent will get me ~130k :\
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