View Poll Results: Would you buy this expansion?

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  • Oh, yes, in a heartbeat!

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  • Not a chance.

    2 25.00%
  • What is this madness?

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  1. #1
    Herald of the Titans Lord Pebbleton's Avatar
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    New expansion won't be about war at all!! (Not to be taken seriously)

    Hi everyone.

    The Pandaren have taught us a lot about peace, and for once our heroes, victorious after the battle for Orgrimmar, just sit back and watch.
    Next expansion will be about us relaxing. It will be called...

    World of Warcraft: Chill out, man!

    ^Pretend this was written just like previous expansions, or fake logo attempts. Really big, with flashy colors and a fancy frame.

    Something has leaked from Blizzard HQ... a compelling storyline and lore! Here it goes:

    Horrors have erupted all around the world. N'zoth and Azshara have awakened. But our characters don't care anymore, and they just pretend nothing is happening. No one ever used this tactic in World of Warcraft, and it works just fine!

    N'zoth will become furious because no one gives a damn about his madness blabbery, and will be caught in an earthquake caused by himself and fall to his death deep below.

    For the same reason, King Rastakhan and his fellow trolls will go down aswell. Their spears and stones, although mighty, will not be enough to stop the earthquake.

    The druid of the Emerald Dream will grow some sense and keep us out of it so we cannot mess things up there too; the Rift of Aln will be closed, and as a consequence, nagas will grow lungs out of nowhere and drown.
    Ogres will disappear from the world and escape to the southern islands, so we cannot find them to recruit them; same goes for arakkoas, fleeing on giant kaliris. In fact, there are a lot of zones south of Pandaria, since Azeroth is flat. Do not let all those titan globe things fool you.

    Also, no new races. Because they all escaped before we got the chance. Jinyu fought against the murloc desperately, in an attempt to stay away from us, wiping out their races. And gnolls. For some reason.

    The mantid will reunite in Ahn'Qiraj with the silithid and the nerubians to spread and conquer the world, but then a draenei spaceship crashes, destroys the zone, and all those insects. The only portal to Argus, later found inside the ship, will be too damaged to be of use. Not even threatening it while pointing at it will make it work.

    Azshara will step on a geyser and will be thrown 100 kilometres high, hitting Sargeras, who was just reaching Azeroth, in the forehead, and making him flee in pain and anger, while she floats to another planet.

    We will discover who took the pieces of Frostmourne and Illidan's body: the ever-mysterious Fargo Flintlocke. Looks like he uses Illidan as a punching bag, and it seems he needed metal scraps for a butter knife. Witnesses have said that, once the blade has cut through butter, you can hear the screaming of a thousand milkshakes, and Fargo will say "so, ya want some?".

    Thousand Needles will be flooded AGAIN! It will become an underwater region, full of dead nagas with lungs.
    Vashj'ir will also be flooded once more. Or maybe it won't happen. Not like you'd spot the difference.

    And last but not least, the Pantheon will return to Azeroth to eradicate it and begin the re-origination! But, using an ever-running gag, Azeroth will put on fake moustaches and nose, glasses, a hat, and hide behind a newspaper, saying "Azeroth? No, i haven't seen it. You should check that way".

    There won't be peace, because alliance and horde still fight for their lives. But there won't be many wars, since even faction leaders are taking advantage of the for once peaceful situation against PvE environment.

    It is said the trailer for the expansion will show a human paladin rushing to Varian Wrynn, laying on his throne. He'd say something like "SIR! Sargeras is coming!"; to which Varian replies "Oh, Joe, do something yourself, for once".
    End of the trailer.

    Exciting adventures (?) await our characters. Will they be up to the fight?
    WORLD OF WARCRAFT; CHILL OUT, MAN!
    *Epic song*


    Now, on to serious stuff. How many of you would want to see an abomination like this one i created while half asleep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Pebbleton View Post
    Azeroth is flat. Do not let all those titan globe things fool you.
    Now that would be an interresting adventure in a next expansion called: World of Warcaft: At World's End

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisane View Post
    Now that would be an interresting adventure in a next expansion called: World of Warcaft: At World's End
    I know right? I wanted to call my expansion like that, but it looks like some random movie had the idea first. Damn!

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