- Be me
Chillin in Nagrand.
Grandma sick, dem feels.
Life sucks, dad is Hitler, bad family life .
Green Orc says wazup.
Says dad was a cool guy, dem happy feels.
Takes me with him.
Undead attacking everywhere.
I want to fight.
I fight dad's drinking buddy.
everyone ignores that, TFW.
Get to lead army.
made some errors.
I've been under a rock for a few years..... my bad?
Everyone hates me.
Old Orc dude tells me to love honor.
No idea who she is, sounds hot.
Hero. TFW no one cares.
Some time later.
Big black co...dragon blows up stuff.
Dad's butt buddy makes me War Chief
Alright I guess.
Troll mad, he mad bro.
He rage quits. TFW.
Cow guy punches me
Challenges me to duel
Turns out he is mad for something I didn't do. TFW
I win the duel, turns out my ax was poisoned. TFW
Try to be cool. All anti fel magic n shit, tell a commander not to kill innocent people. No one cares. TFW.
I give up.
I want to be just like dad now.
Time to make the Horde all about the cool people.
Blow up military base. Turns out even the Horde dont like that idea. TFW
Take over panda land.
Summon feels monsters.
control the feels.
I will control the feels.
Get heart of feels monster.
Lose battle. Dad's green friend is mad.
Going to panda land for trial.