Need Ideas for Superlatives (The Party Game)

[Wafffles]

For those who don't know, Superlatives is a party/drinking game in which someone says a superlative and everyone points at the person it's most applicable for. For example, you might say "Most likely to become an alcoholic," and then everyone would point to who they think is the winner, presumably whoever gets drunk the most in the group. If you're playing it as a drinking game, that person then drinks. Yay, fun!

I decided I would try to assemble a big list of superlatives for the game, since it can be hard to come up with good ones off the cuff while playing the game. Anyone got any idea? Google had a few clever ones, let's see what you all can come up with. Feel free - feel encouraged - to get a little personal with your ideas. Examples:

Most likely to become addicted to internet porn.
Most likely to contract an STD.
Most likely to marry a stripper.
Most likely to invest in a Ponzi scheme.

[Butler to Baby Sloths]

Most likely to leave their phone on the train/bus
Most likely to crash out of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on the first question
Most likely to think he/she got abducted by aliens

[Drikkink]

I swore the thread title said "Need Ideas for Superlaxatives"