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    Here is what denialism looks like to the informed and educated:

    Fox News: NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT EATING CANDY ALL THE TIME IS HEALTHY FOR KIDS

    A recent study done by the Institute of Tweenagers for Sweet Snacks (ITSS) has shown that candy is actually healthy for kids. In a paper it released recently, funded, reviewed, and published entirely by ITSS and not by any health nutritionists or food scientists, it was said that candy and other sweet snacks make a kid smarter, happier and healthier. The paper also recommends hamburgers, pizza, and french fries as a daily staple of a growing kid's diet. While the paper does not specifically address other issues, it is recommended in a foot note that spankings, time outs, groundings and other forms of disciplinary actions also be avoided completely.

    While some food scientists disagree with this notion, another paper that a food scientist did for his undergraduate thesis is cited as saying, "... calories are necessary for a child to grow and ... candy and other sweet snacks being high in calories ... are highly recommended for a diet."


    Quote Originally Posted by Paper Abstract
    During a child's development, calories provide the basic building blocks for a body to grow. At certain stages, an extra amount of calories are necessary for a child to grow and develop cognitive function. Candy and other sweet snacks, being high in calories, are not recommended during these developmental stages as they lack in proper nutrients and are prone to having excess amounts of saturated fat. Fruits are highly recommended as an alternative as they provide a sweet taste for the child and contain excellent sources of vitamins and minerals.
    In other news, a Koch Brothers founded think tank has found that global climate change is fake and some geographer's undergraduate thesis has conclusively disproven global climate change!



    What deniers see when they hear global climate change: TAXES Al Gore TAXES Stealing ur guns TAXES Dismantling your family TAXES Controling your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives TAXES Obamacare TAXES TAXES TAXES

    What Global Climate Change is: What many claim as a natural process is actually being forced into a warming period that is tens of thousands of years early, and conclusive scientific studies have shown that CO2 emissions from humans are the primary cause of these atmospheric climate forcings.
    2014 Gamergate: "If you want games without hyper sexualized female characters and representation, then learn to code!"
    2023: "What's with all these massively successful games with ugly (realistic) women? How could this have happened?!"

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    Well at least we made it to 22 pages with only a couple "Alberta is the Texas of Canada!" "Tar sands is the devil!" posts. So good for you guys.
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    You are a legend thats why.

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