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    The True Stories of The Hellscreams.- A Greymane Tale.

    Well then

    .Be me.
    .Chillin in Nagrand.
    .Being alpha as fuck, but I think i got dis gurl preg though, Oh shit /jpeg.
    .Shaman dude shows up to town.
    .Says that ancestors are mad. Says we must kill the blue people....But I love Smurfs.
    .Big demon dude says to drink his blood for power. Ew, but OK.
    .Ancestors look like red Smurfs, close enough .jpeg.
    .Kill all the Smurfs.
    .Shaman opens portal to new world.
    .Star gate ftw.
    .Enter world, gonna fuck shit up.
    .Trick pink guys and destroy their city.
    .They mad bro.
    .Other shaman dude tries to get ultimate power, dies, took army with him, Humans beat us.
    .MFW friends enslaved they didn't do anything wrong! Ancestors lied to us.
    .MFW Ancestors were Legion.
    .Years later
    .Meet young Orc guy, seems beta. He cool though.
    .Frees friends.
    .We go to new land place. I say peace out, I'm just alpha like that.
    .Meet some purple Smurfs, lol they dumb.
    .MFW they beat the crap out of us.
    .Big demon dude comes back, wants us to drink blood again.
    .Lol ok.
    .I kill the purple Smurf god!
    .Captured by gurl pink Smurf..... I hope her city gets exploded.
    .Turns out shes with Beta Orc.
    .We defeat the demons at a big tree.
    .Big demon dude comes back. I kill him, end blood drinking. I die too.
    .TFW I killed so many people, but no one cares because I killed one dumb demon.
    .MFW hero. MFW no child support payments

    ____________________________

    ,Be me
    .Chillin in Nagrand.
    .Grandma sick, dem feels.
    .Life sucks, dad is Hitler, bad family life .
    .Green Orc says wazup.
    .Says dad was a cool guy, dem happy feels.
    .Takes me with him.

    Years later

    .Undead attacking everywhere.
    .I want to fight.
    .I fight dad's drinking buddy.
    .I win.
    .everyone ignores that, TFW.
    .Get to lead army.
    .made some errors.
    .I've been under a rock for a few years..... my bad?
    .Everyone hates me.
    .Old Orc dude tells me to love honor.
    .No idea who she is, sounds hot.
    .Win war.
    .Hero. TFW no one cares.

    Some time later.

    .Big black co...dragon blows up stuff.
    .Dem feels.
    .Dad's butt buddy makes me War Chief
    .Alright I guess.
    .Troll mad, he mad bro.
    .He rage quits. TFW.
    .Get Tattoo
    .Cow guy punches me
    .Challenges me to duel
    .I accept
    .Turns out he is mad for something I didn't do. TFW
    .I win the duel, turns out my ax was poisoned. TFW
    .Everyone mad.
    .Try to be cool. All anti fel magic n shit, tell a commander not to kill innocent people. No one cares. TFW.

    Years Later.

    .I give up.
    .I want to be just like dad now.
    .Time to make the Horde all about the cool people.
    .Blow up military base. Turns out even the Horde dont like that idea. TFW
    .Take over panda land.
    .Summon feels monsters.
    .dem feels.
    .control the feels.
    .I will control the feels.
    .Get heart of feels monster.
    .Lose battle. Dad's green friend is mad.
    .Going to panda land for trial.
    .TFW I get a fuckin trial XD

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    At least this is a break from the usual stuff guys.
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    Brilliant, Genn. Your worgen abilities also seem to have improved your ability as a poet

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    Garrosh has so many feels. Why doesn't anyone understand him?

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    You should make more stories like this, for different lore characters. It will be awesome.

    A Neltharian story would be cool. Sitting in the ground. People talking to me telling me to hurt other people. Ok people me hurt people since me on fire.
    Last edited by Goremonger; 2013-10-04 at 06:48 PM.

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    10/10. 10 characters

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    This is brilliant.

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    wow..worth reading every word...gj man

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    Grom Hellscream was never enslaved. The Warsong Clan and the Frostwolf Clan were pretty much the only major clans left on Azeroth to remain uncaptured.

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    This is brilliant, lot's of laughs were had.

    + 4.5 internets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goremonger View Post
    You should make more stories like this, for different lore characters. It will be awesome.

    A Neltharian story would be cool. Sitting in the ground. People talking to me telling me to hurt other people. Ok people me hurt people since me on fire.
    i've actually made a few, you should go find them i love to focus on Genn/Varian being roommates and Tyrande dealign with the neutrality of Malfurion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletnips View Post
    Garrosh has so many feels. Why doesn't anyone understand him?
    maybe all he needs is a doge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardstyler01 View Post
    Grom Hellscream was never enslaved. The Warsong Clan and the Frostwolf Clan were pretty much the only major clans left on Azeroth to remain uncaptured.
    Tfw lore wrong ill fix it

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    I fixed it

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    It... it was beautiful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokaproductionist View Post
    It... it was beautiful!
    your avatar says it best

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    Long live Hellscreams

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    I'ts a shame that I feel I will need to make a vol'jin /b/ next

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    What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Asphyxes View Post
    Taco dinner, movie at my mancave then I'll surprise her with a TCG tabard and tell her I love her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xothic View Post
    What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make this?
    a lot of things, and because I love to entertain.

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    You're so mad, old one. But a lovable mad, I have to admit.

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    feels monster. lmaoooo
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    Feels monster had me as well. I wish I knew the quick-and-dirty lore behind what's going on in the poem, but I'm only catching on to the stuff that's happening in 5.4. :[ Oh well.

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    "I hope her city gets exploded. " You had me at it
    Time is on our side
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanto View Post
    Feels monster had me as well. I wish I knew the quick-and-dirty lore behind what's going on in the poem, but I'm only catching on to the stuff that's happening in 5.4. :[ Oh well.


    quick and dirty lore?

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    Now that was a good and funny read.

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