.Chillin in Nagrand.
.Being alpha as fuck, but I think i got dis gurl preg though, Oh shit /jpeg.
.Shaman dude shows up to town.
.Says that ancestors are mad. Says we must kill the blue people....But I love Smurfs.
.Big demon dude says to drink his blood for power. Ew, but OK.
.Ancestors look like red Smurfs, close enough .jpeg.
.Kill all the Smurfs.
.Shaman opens portal to new world.
.Star gate ftw.
.Enter world, gonna fuck shit up.
.Trick pink guys and destroy their city.
.They mad bro.
.Other shaman dude tries to get ultimate power, dies, took army with him, Humans beat us.
.MFW friends enslaved they didn't do anything wrong! Ancestors lied to us.
.MFW Ancestors were Legion.
.Meet young Orc guy, seems beta. He cool though.
.We go to new land place. I say peace out, I'm just alpha like that.
.Meet some purple Smurfs, lol they dumb.
.MFW they beat the crap out of us.
.Big demon dude comes back, wants us to drink blood again.
.I kill the purple Smurf god!
.Captured by gurl pink Smurf..... I hope her city gets exploded.
.Turns out shes with Beta Orc.
.We defeat the demons at a big tree.
.Big demon dude comes back. I kill him, end blood drinking. I die too.
.TFW I killed so many people, but no one cares because I killed one dumb demon.
.MFW hero. MFW no child support payments
.Chillin in Nagrand.
.Grandma sick, dem feels.
.Life sucks, dad is Hitler, bad family life .
.Green Orc says wazup.
.Says dad was a cool guy, dem happy feels.
.Takes me with him.
.Undead attacking everywhere.
.I want to fight.
.I fight dad's drinking buddy.
.everyone ignores that, TFW.
.Get to lead army.
.made some errors.
.I've been under a rock for a few years..... my bad?
.Everyone hates me.
.Old Orc dude tells me to love honor.
.No idea who she is, sounds hot.
.Hero. TFW no one cares.
Some time later.
.Big black co...dragon blows up stuff.
.Dad's butt buddy makes me War Chief
.Alright I guess.
.Troll mad, he mad bro.
.He rage quits. TFW.
.Cow guy punches me
.Challenges me to duel
.Turns out he is mad for something I didn't do. TFW
.I win the duel, turns out my ax was poisoned. TFW
.Try to be cool. All anti fel magic n shit, tell a commander not to kill innocent people. No one cares. TFW.
.I give up.
.I want to be just like dad now.
.Time to make the Horde all about the cool people.
.Blow up military base. Turns out even the Horde dont like that idea. TFW
.Take over panda land.
.Summon feels monsters.
.control the feels.
.I will control the feels.
.Get heart of feels monster.
.Lose battle. Dad's green friend is mad.
.Going to panda land for trial.
.TFW I get a fuckin trial XD
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At least this is a break from the usual stuff guys.