Have you ever walked in on your parents?

[Deleted]

If by immaculate conception you mean, "Turkey Baster." Then yes.

Immaculate conception is a very real thing, I know for a fact that my father produced me via mitosis.

[Krixooks]

I just laughed my way through this thread.
Thankfully my parents are cautious enough to have never given any of our family trauma like that.
Can't stop laughing, you poor sods.

[Decisive The Hallowed]

Nope, but that awkward moment when you accidentally discover their "toy" collection... >.>

[Deleted]

Too many times.

[Deleted]

Nope, because they always told me before.

[Deleted]

You never saw my mum, she is so fat and lazy she used to call me down from my bedroom to pass her the remote control that was a few feet away, she was not disabled either.

Oh so that's why you have it in for us fatties XD

I love this thread. A window open to the regulars' childhood sexual traumas

I am very lucky that i never walked in on my parents room. In fact, when i was a child, they managed to sear in my brain that their room was forbidden territory, and i was not to enter, whether they were inside or not.
I see that has saved me from a world of hurt! Thanks dad and mom! XD

[Kivimetsan]

Never seen my parents fucking because they're divorced, but I have heard both parents doing it with other people many times during my child years. Also up until I was about 15 my mum would just walk around nude especially after having a shower or getting ready for work, thank fuck shes not a landwhale or grotesque.

[Falu]

I think I did... It was really dark.. but they were definetly romancing to some degree... they were really flustered and shouted at me to get out and close the door.

Didn't really bother me much (maybe because it wasn't graphic, they were under-covers)... I felt happy for them, that they are still happy together after all these years...

[Deleted]

No. thank god.
I did however, see my mom undress once.. I apparently didnt like what I saw, because I remember her asking "do you think im that ugly?" - and I said "Yes".

I was a kid, but I actually feel bad instead of grossed out. I probably ruined her week, like a little spoiled ass.
I cant really tell her, I'm sorry now though.. Too much of a gamble.

On the plus side, she probably doesn't remember. Parents are used to rationalize away the stuff we say. She might have thought "cute, he's still in the age of thinking that girls have cooties" lol

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My mother produced me by immaculate conception.

And my three brothers.


My family 4 - 1 Jesus & Co.

In your face God.

Oh, i actually was born out of a cabbage leaf. I think i've said that before in these forums...

[Xilurm]

Your parents had unprotected sex, possibly sweaty and with a lot of heavy breathing, your father ejaculated into your mother's cave and then 8ish months later you were born.

That thought, is more graphic and terrifying than walking in on them.

That's like watching porn. Unless the parents were in their 50s when they made him or they were overweight or something I don't understand what's so disgusting about that.

You say they were possibly sweaty, you don't you are like that when you fuck your partner too?

No wonder sex is considered taboo in some places, banning the most pleasurable thing this world has to offer.

P.S Sorry for you asexual guys...

[Deleted]

I thought i'd never have to see topic like this in my life, damn.

[godded]

I'm missing some poll options.

No, unfortunately
&
Yes, thank goodness

[Sainur]

I'm missing some poll options.

No, unfortunately
&
Yes, thank goodness

Dear god... I hope you're not serious, lol.

[Deleted]

Dear god... I hope you're not serious, lol.

I miss option, i don't want to talk about it or, na na na na na na i'm not listening!

[Vizardlorde]

Ive only heard them and one time I had the displeasure of interrupting them cause they started kinda early and we got visitors at 10 pm. As for seeing them naked I'm used to it since they liked to walk out of the bathroom with the bedroom door open til grandpa moved got kicked in with us, they also forget stuff to take stuff to the bathroom and we have to deliver it to them while they are in the shower. Basically seeing them naked is normal in our household.

[Velaniz]

Walked in? Not really. Been privy to the fact of them having sex due to their lack of interest in bothering to take the daring flagrance down a notch? Yeah, plenty of times. Actually went and interrupted them a few times when they were getting too much. Never the outright walking in on them stuff. Just shouting at them from outside and the like.

My parents were ridiculous at times. I still recall when we were little - my dad would be there behind with my mom on the sofa watching TV, and slipping his hands down into my mom's shirt and thought we weren't noticing >.> I used to turn my head a little to the side my eyes still fixed on the TV and pretending to scratch my jaw just to (deservedly) give him a scare.

Looking back, that shit was so funny. The fact that my parents were as conservative as they were made it all the more ironic too. Can't say it ever really perturbed me though, like it did some of the posters here. It just got irritating at times when they knew we were in our rooms doing our own stuff, and they decided to try and fidn out how loud they could get before we noticed anyway.

[Deleted]

yes, mildly embarrassing, but hardly traumatic. I've never understood why people seam to think their parents dont have sex, given the pretty obvious evidence they did at least once....

[Vizardlorde]

yes, mildly embarrassing, but hardly traumatic. I've never understood why people seam to think their parents dont have sex, given the pretty obvious evidence they did at least once....

I thought i was ordered in an agency and delivered from France by a stork, my world is falling apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snaige]

No, never But I've found plenty of condoms (unused, dw) when making their beds. Dad likes to keep them under the pillow, or under the mattress so whenever I changed their bed sheets I found them. A bit of a ''eeeeeeeeeew condoms'' moment for little me but nothing too bad