Thread: new job

  1. 2013-10-20, 09:30 AM #1
    TheBeardedOne
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    new job

    So guys I just stated a new job as a truck driver. So I want to know where I can find some prostitutes so I can murder them and fit in with the other drivers
    Thanks in advance guys
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  2. 2013-10-20, 09:33 AM #2
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  3. 2013-10-20, 09:35 AM #3
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    The murders come at the end of your apprenticeship, first you need to master pissing into a jug when driving, gain 50lbs and get an entitled attitude.
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    Watch Convoy. It'll teach you everything you need to know about being a truck driver.
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    Another great instructional video for a new trucker:
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    OP has created too many pointless threads in a short period of time.

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