Hello my fellow games, I Genn Greymane have found more evidence to something many have believed to be true for many years. Super Mario is an evil monster and possibly a communist, but that will be a discussion at a later point.
Let us begin with this video of evidence showing how Mario abuses animals and his loved ones
Next is my personal theory. Mario IS THE ONE WHO KIDNAPS THE PRINCESS! NOT BOWSER!
Now then, Peach is a princess and Bowser is a king. King Bowser is also super successful. Despite his many failings he has an army that is still 100% loyal to him! If he really was that much of a bad guy, no one would listen to his threats. The loyalty must be out of love and admiration! Next Bowser has 8 kids. Seven of these kids may not even be directly related to him and yet HE STILL BUYS THEM CASTLES AND SUB CASTLES and treats them like he does his true son Bowser jr. Now then why would Princess Peach choose Mario over Bowser?
Its simple. She doesn't. Bowser simply takes her back. Mario gets nothing from the Princess other than a cake or a kiss on the nose. Mean while when ever in Bowser's care, she gets a nice room or gets to stay in her own castle. It is because of Stockholm syndrome caused by Mario living so close to the princess that she is willing to allow Mario to kidnap her back from Bowser.
Mario also eats Toads.... Toads are mushrooms and that is where Mario gains his power. Bowser does not eat toads, in Paper Mario the Thousand year door he is seen eating steak to gain power. He is very health conscious because he knows he eats protein and it is clear he does not eat Toads.
I will continue to add to this theory later. Discuss