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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    No! We will invade your territory! *fires nerf gun*

    *starts kid friendly version of the drug wars in mexico.*
    *uses real one*

    Tread lightly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    You'll get a cut of it do do with as you please. You will be the America to our Colombia / Mexico cartel.
    interesting to see how Rich will smuggle in the Jollys.
    Human Mules, hidden in crates of coffee, Brought in by pirate ship off the coast ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    interesting to see how Rich will smuggle in the Jollys.
    Human Mules, hidden in crates of coffee, Brought in by pirate ship off the coast ?
    My ass, a few hundreds packets at a time.

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    Da hell..? That candy has been around forever, there are commercials on tv! Do those cops live under a rock??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Thats why you suck it til its thin, THEN chew it.
    Remind me never to ask you on a date.

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    I'm surprised nobody has rushed to the defense of the officer yet, or advocated even harsher penalties for the jolly-junkie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    Fuck I had not eaten jolly ranchers in over 10 years, I suddenly have a craving.
    I know, right?

    Sweet delicious fauxwatermelon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tziva View Post
    I know, right?

    Sweet delicious fauxwatermelon.
    Cherry is where its at.

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    They found out my plot.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    No! We will invade your territory! *fires nerf gun*

    *starts kid friendly version of the drug wars in mexico.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masark View Post
    So much win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    My ass, a few hundreds packets at a time.
    hmm not sure there is a wide market for ass-candy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEHPALLYTANK View Post
    Great, thanks for not answering my question. I was asking about smell and consistency when warm, not appearance.
    Oh I'm sorry no it's a crystalline structure not candy it's hard and brittle. I have only handled the stuff once. Nothing candy like about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theatre View Post
    I'm surprised nobody has rushed to the defense of the officer yet, or advocated even harsher penalties for the jolly-junkie.
    Those who usually do defend the police have a good reason to do so, in this case the cop was just either being a douche or is ignorant of what meth looks like.

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    Manufacturers have been known to disguise drugs like meth as candy to avoid detection,if i remember correctly there was something going around with the exact words "meth is being disguised as jolly rancher candies". So the cop in theory could have suspected him of being a tweeker and this being the case, though i would say the cop was more likely being difficult.
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