So I just goofed and it made laugh at my own stupidity.
Was messing around with my account settings and switched it to show "Linear - Oldest First" not knowing what it actually does.
Went into a thread, made a post, suddenly I am on Page 1 as the first post. I thought I somehow devoured the OP and took his place. Was even getting ready to change my signature to "The Devour of OPs" until I realized what I had done.
Curious if anyone else has a related story to share.
It would be dark inside my head...if not for the fires...