Who would win in an unrestrained, completely savage war, Canada or Mexico?

[WeaponXAnimosity]

If the U.S. still hasn't ended the war on drugs, no way Canada's winning.

[Afrospinach]

Would be a forced stalemate. Mexicans can't handle the cold, Canadians can't take the heat.

Pffft, Canadians would apologise profusely for the terrible weather and invite them in for poutine, at which point it would be time for siesta and um... I guess we are back at stalemate.

[cFortyfive]

How witty making these shitty threads about every country.
And obviously mexico because spicy food>maple syrup.

[Tradewind]

Little do you know Canada is stockpiling WMD's. North Korea and Iran have it wrong. You don't agitate the world while broadcasting the fact you're doing it in their faces, you let them think you're apologetic and nice people, who like coffee and donuts and ice sports....while you enrich Uranium in underground centrifuges.

[Afrospinach]

How witty making these shitty threads about every country.
And obviously mexico because spicy food>maple syrup.

Ah, but does mexico have a strategic reserve of spicy food like canada has of maple syrup? we all know economy wins wars

[starkey]

Mexico but only if they got the drug cartels and the army to work together.

[Gothicshark]

We all know the truth.



Would win the war.

[Rorillane]

Canada has an airforce and a navy. They would bomb the crap out of Mexico and Mexico wouldnt be able to retaliate. Canada would be the one to have the option to "savagely and ruthlessly" wage the war.

Theyd control the game board, yo.

[goobernoob]

Canada has an airforce and a navy. They would bomb the crap out of Mexico and Mexico wouldnt be able to retaliate. Canada would be the one to have the option to "savagely and ruthlessly" wage the war.

Theyd control the game board, yo.

wow, I never realized how poorly equipped the mexican airforce was... 9 F-5s and the rest look unarmed.... the F-5 was a cheap export fighter back in the 60s, rather outdated now.

they do seem to have a navy, but its a couple destroyers and some frigates, no subs.

[Chain Chungus]

Um, Mexico. Have you seen the numbers of dead per day from the cartels?

Canada would be all peaceful (not a bad thing). Mexico would be brutal.

Technology would be the equalizer in that situation. So a tough call.

[Deleted]

The drug cartels from Mexico would win, and Denny Trejo as someone above mentioned.

[xinjun]

Mexico, hands down. If by nothing else than sheer numbers.

[ItachiZaku]

I think the Mexican drug cartels could pretty much wipe out the Mounties. Those fuckers are insane.

This here is why Mexico would smash the canadiEns.

[GennGreymane]

Bets on Mexico

[Naxere]

Have you seen what the Mexicans do to each other? They'd slaughter those gringos.